10. Mr. Comey, you are a doting father, aren’t you?
9. This leaker stuff is way overblown, isn’t it?
8. How much courage did you need to summon to write about President Trump’s tan?
7. In your worldview, who’s the biggest hero, Andrew McCabe, St. Thomas More or Bob Mueller?
6. What was more fun, your honeymoon or writing this book?
5. How come you never went in for basketball?
4. Your book is a really good value, isn’t it?
3. Want some of my Raisinets?
2. Do you believe a neutral. fair minded anchor can compensate for a man-crush?
…and the NUMBER ONE QUESTION for JAMES COMEY DEEMED “TOO CONFRONTATIONAL” for GEORGE STEPHANOPOLIS’ INTERVIEW is:
1. You seem a little tight, Mr. Comey. Want those burly shoulders massaged?
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