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TOP TEN ITEMS on PRESIDENT XI’S “TO DO” LIST BEFORE LEAVING SAN FRANCISCO
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Your Weekly American Top Ten List
May 4, 2025
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD in the NYC DEPT. of EDUCATION’S “RUBBER ROOM” (Where Scores of Teachers Draw Full Salary While Not Teaching… Pending Investigations of Serious Accusations Against Them)…
April 28, 2025
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD DURING “THAT SENATOR’S” TRIP TO EL SALVADOR
April 17, 2025
TOP TEN RUMORS THAT ARE LESS BELIEVABLE THAN the EASTER BUNNY…
April 13, 2025
TOP TEN QUIRKS in the INTERNATIONAL TRADE and TARIFF LANDSCAPE…
April 6, 2025
TOP TEN INNERMOST THOUGHTS of JOSEPH BIDEN WHILE ATTENDING the PREMIERE OF “OTHELLO” on BROADWAY….
Jan
25
January 25, 2026
TOP TEN CHANGES SOME are PREDICTING for GREENLAND THIS YEAR
Jan
15
January 15, 2026
TOP TEN INTERCEPTED TEXT MESSAGES AMONG SUPREME LEADER ALI KHAMENEI and OTHER IRANIAN “LEADERS” ….
Jan
11
January 11, 2026
TOP TEN LINES OVERHEARD (some translated from Spanish) DURING the “TRANSFER” of COMANDANTE MADURO to NEW YORK CITY
Jan
4
January 4, 2026
TOP TEN TIP-OFFS THAT YOU are a CERTIFIED PROGRESSIVE
Dec
28
December 28, 2025
TOP TEN NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS for 2026
Dec
21
December 21, 2025
THE TWELVE (NOT the Top Ten) DAYS of CHRISTMAS
Dec
14
December 14, 2025
TOP TEN HOLIDAY SONGS WE’D LOVE to HEAR…
Dec
7
December 7, 2025
TOP TEN CHRISTMAS & HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS in 2025….
Nov
30
November 30, 2025
TOP TEN MOMENTS in a POTENTIAL “WINTER SOLSTICE HOLIDAY SPECIAL” on MSDNC
Nov
23
November 23, 2025
TOP TEN DEFLECTING REMARKS, to AVOID DISCUSSING POLITICS at the THANKSGIVING TABLE
Nov
16
November 16, 2025
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD IN THE SENATE & HOUSE DEMOCRAT CAUCUS ROOMS, FOLLOWING THE VOTE TO FUND THE GOVERNMENT
Nov
9
November 9, 2025
TOP TEN UNDER REPORTED POLICY TRIAL BALLOONS EARLY IN THE MAMDANI TRANSITION
Nov
2
November 2, 2025
TOP TEN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES in 2025
Oct
26
October 26, 2025
TOP TEN THOUGHTS NOT UTTERED by PRESIDENT TRUMP at the PEACE SUMMIT in SHARM EL-SHEIK, EGYPT
Oct
13
October 13, 2025
TOP TEN TRIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS for CONGRESSWOMAN KATIE PORTER (The LEADING DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE for GOVERNOR of CALIFORNIA)
Oct
11
October 11, 2025
TOP TEN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN SAILING the MISSISSIPPI vs. CRUISING CUBAN WATERS:
Oct
5
October 5, 2025
TOP TEN COMPARISONS BETWEEN NORTH KOREA’S KIM JONG-UN and MAYORAL CANDIDATE ZOHRAN MAMDANI
Sep
28
September 28, 2025
TOP TEN QUESTIONS and COMMENTS HEARD DURING KAMALA’S BOOK TOUR
Sep
21
September 21, 2025
TOP TEN SUGGESTED “LIGHTNING ROUND” QUESTIONS for SOCIALIST/ DEMOCRAT MAYORAL CANDIDATE ZOHRAN MAMDANI…
Sep
14
September 14, 2025
THERE WON’T BE A “TOP TEN” LIST POSTED THIS WEEK…
Sep
4
September 4, 2025
TOP TEN BOOK RELEASES for AUTUMN ‘25
Sep
4
September 4, 2025
TOP TEN BOOK RELEASES for AUTUMN ‘25
Aug
31
August 31, 2025
TOP TEN TIP-OFFS THAT CERTIFY YOU as a GENUINE 2025 “PROGRESSIVE”
Aug
24
August 24, 2025
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at THAT WHITE HOUSE MEETING with WESTERN LEADERS LAST WEEK
Aug
17
August 17, 2025
TOP TEN LATE SUMMER ’25 HIT SONGS
Aug
10
August 10, 2025
TOP TEN COMMENTS WE MIGHT EXPECT to OVERHEAR at the TRUMP-PUTIN “SUMMIT” in ALASKA THIS WEEK
Aug
3
August 3, 2025
TOP TEN “DEEPER DIVES” INTO POLLING ABOUT NYC’S MAYORAL ELECTION
Jul
25
July 25, 2025
TOP TEN WAYS to GET D.C. DEMS to SUPPORT a MILITARY BUDGET
Jul
20
July 20, 2025
TOP TEN “JEOPARDY!” CATEGORIES if Z. MAMDANI WAS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
Jul
13
July 13, 2025
TOP TEN U. S. AID GRANTS RIPE for DE-FUNDING
Jul
6
July 6, 2025
TOP TEN UNDERREPORTED “MAMDANI for MAYOR” PROMISES
Jun
28
June 28, 2025
TOP TEN EMERGING MANAGEMENT TITLES of 2025
Jun
22
June 22, 2025
TOP TEN OLDIES REMASTERED for SUMMER 2025 LISTENING
Jun
15
June 15, 2025
TOP TEN SURPRISING JOBS THAT COULD BE LOST to ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE and RELATED TECHNOLOGIES…
Jun
8
June 8, 2025
TOP TEN UNDERREPORTED “BREAKUPS” IN HISTORY…
Jun
1
June 1, 2025
TOP TEN EARLY “TRIAL BALLOON” CAMPAIGN SLOGANS for 2026….
May
23
May 23, 2025
TOP TEN HYPOTHESES REGARDING the WHEREABOUTS of THOSE FUGITIVE FELONS from that NEW ORLEANS JAIL…
May
18
May 18, 2025
TOP TEN “UNDERREPORTED” GIFTS RECEIVED from the MIDDLE EAST THIS SPRING…
May 4, 2025
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD in the NYC DEPT. of EDUCATION’S “RUBBER ROOM” (Where Scores of Teachers Draw Full Salary While Not Teaching… Pending Investigations of Serious Accusations Against Them)…
April 28, 2025
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD DURING “THAT SENATOR’S” TRIP TO EL SALVADOR
April 17, 2025
TOP TEN RUMORS THAT ARE LESS BELIEVABLE THAN the EASTER BUNNY…
April 13, 2025
TOP TEN QUIRKS in the INTERNATIONAL TRADE and TARIFF LANDSCAPE…
April 6, 2025
TOP TEN INNERMOST THOUGHTS of JOSEPH BIDEN WHILE ATTENDING the PREMIERE OF “OTHELLO” on BROADWAY….
March 26, 2025
TOP TEN INNERMOST THOUGHTS of JOSEPH BIDEN WHILE ATTENDING the PREMIERE OF “OTHELLO” on BROADWAY….
March 23, 2025
TOP TEN MOVIE RELEASES (including sequels) EXPECTED in 2025 (IF ONLY!)…
March 10, 2025
WE ARE ON “HIATUS” THIS WEEK…
March 9, 2025
TOP TEN “STARTER CHECKLIST” ITEMS for the FIRST U. S. COLONY on MARS
March 2, 2025
TOP TEN RESPONSES TO “WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH LAST WEEK?”
February 23, 2025
TOP TEN “TRIAL BALLOON” TALKING POINTS for the NASCENT “ANDREW CUOMO for NYC MAYOR” CAMPAIGN…
February 15, 2025
TOP TEN EXAMPLES of WASTEFUL FEDERAL SPENDING, as UNCOVERED by D.O.G.E
February 9, 2025
TOP TEN “CHECKLIST ITEMS” in the EARLY PLANNING for the JOSEPH BIDEN PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
February 2, 2025
TOP TEN CHANGES in the U. S. MILITARY SINCE CANCELLATION of WOKE POLICIES
January 26, 2025
TOP TEN BENEFITS WHEN GREENLAND BECOMES an AMERICAN TERRITORY
January 19, 2025
TOP TEN SPEECH WRITER LINES SOMEHOW LEFT OUT of INAUGURAL ADDRESSES
January 13, 2025
TOP TEN MOST EGREGIOUS EXAMPLES of WASTEFUL FEDERAL SPENDING
January 5, 2025
TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN 2025 RESOLUTIONS
December 24, 2024
TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2025
December 22, 2024
TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH GIFTS for 2024…
December 15, 2024
TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS – 2024
December 8, 2024
THE TWELVE (not TOP TEN) DAYS of CHRISTMAS
November 18, 2024
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT THANKSGIVING IS “DIFFERENT” IN 2024
November 17, 2024
TOP TEN ‘HOLIDAY’ BOOKS WRITTEN by the ‘UN-‘ SELF-AWARE in 2024
November 6, 2024
TOP TEN HONEST EXPLANATIONS for the ELECTION RESULTS
November 3, 2024
TOP TEN COSTUMES FROM HALLOWEEN 2024
October 24, 2024
TOP TEN ‘Bill-BORED’ HITS for LATE OCTOBER 2024
October 20, 2024
TOP TEN “LIGHTNING ROUND” QUESTIONS WE’D LIKE to SEE ASKED of CANDIDATES for PRESIDENT and VICE PRESIDENT…
October 13, 2024
TOP TEN BUMPER STICKERS SPOTTED on AMERICAN HIGHWAYS…
October 6, 2024
TOP TEN DEBATE LINES LEFT in the BRIEFING BOOK DURING the V.P. DEBATE…
September 28, 2024
TOP TEN NUTTY COLLEGE COURSES for AUTUMN 2024
September 23, 2024
TOP TEN PRE-APPROVED “SOFTBALL” QUESTIONS PRIOR TO INTERVIEWING HARRIS OR WALZ….
September 15, 2024
TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING THIS WEEK…
September 8, 2024
TOP TEN ON-AND-OFF STAGE COMMENTS WE MIGHT BE HEARING AT THE BIG DEBATE
August 28, 2024
TOP TEN GLOSSARY ENTRIES to REFERENCE DURING the PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES… (What one candidate really means!)
August 25, 2024
TOP TEN STATE DELEGATION INTRODUCTIONS DURING THAT “ROLL CALL” VOTE at the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION
August 18, 2024
TOP TEN LINES and COMMENTS ABOUT to be UTTERED at the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION
August 11, 2024
TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT TIMOTHY WALZ
August 4, 2024
TOP TEN SELLING POINTS for DELEGATES to the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION in CHICAGO
July 28, 2024
TOP TEN “KAMALA” HEADLINES WE FORESEE FROM YOUR NEUTRAL, LEGACY MEDIA THIS WEEK
July 21, 2024
TOP TEN FACTORS INFLUENCING JOSEPH BIDEN to “STAND DOWN” from his RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN…
July 7, 2024
TOP TEN UNASKED QUESTIONS on GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS’ CLIPBOARD DURING that “HARD HITTING” INTERVIEW with JOSEPH BIDEN
June 27, 2024
TOP TEN ATTEMPTS AT “SPIN” FOLLOWING THE CANDIDATES’ DEBATE (Written four hours before the big debate.)
June 23, 2024
TOP TEN PRE-DEBATE PREPPING COMMENTS OVERHEARD THIS WEEK…
June 14, 2024
TOP TEN POP TUNES on BEACH PLAYLISTS THIS SUMMER….
June 9, 2024
TOP TEN HEADLINES IF TODAY’S MAINSTREAM MEDIA WAS COVERING the D-DAY LANDINGS:
June 2, 2024
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD in MANHATTAN COURT ROOMS THIS PAST WEEK…
May 26, 2024
TOP TEN DEMANDS FROM the BIDEN TEAM PRIOR to the UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES
May 19, 2024
TOP TEN BENEFITS PROGRESSIVES are EXPECTING from NYC’S NEW “CONGESTION PRICING” TAX/TOLL:
May 12, 2024
JOSEPH BIDEN’S TOP TEN PARTY TIPS
May 5, 2024
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD DURING POLICE ACTIONS to REMOVE VANDALS from the COLUMBIA and C.C.N.Y. CAMPUSES
April 25, 2024
TOP TEN NEW OLYMPIC SPORTING EVENTS REQUESTED by the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
April 21, 2024
TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING THIS WEEK…
April 14, 2024
TOP TEN WAYS THAT “PROGRESSIVES” are SAYING “WELCOME to SPRINGTIME” …
April 7, 2024
TOP TEN PHONE CALLS EMANATING from the WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEK, as INTERCEPTED by FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE SYSTEMS:
April 1, 2024
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at the BIDEN-OBAMA-CLINTON FUNDRAISER that RAISED $26 MILLION in NYC…
March 24, 2024
TOP TEN WAYS to TELL YOU’RE in NEW YORK and NOT in TEXAS
March 15, 2024
TOP TEN PROVISIONS in the LATEST “BI-PARTISAN” BORDER PROPOSAL…
March 10, 2024
TOP TEN LINES EDITED OUT of the “STATE of the UNION” ADDRESS:
March 3, 2024
TOP TEN SURPRISING RESULTS from SURVEYS of RUSSIAN VOTERS, JUST PRIOR to THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION…
February 25, 2024
TOP TEN “TRIAL BALLOON” SLOGANS for the RE-ELECT SENATOR KIRSTEN GILLBRAND CAMPAIGN
February 16, 2024
TOP TEN YET-UNRELEASED REMARKS from SPECIAL COUNSEL ROBERT HUR’S REPORT on BIDEN MISHANDLING of CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS:
February 11, 2024
TOP TEN “AMENITIES” OFFERED by NYC, as VOTED by ILLEGAL MIGRANTS
February 4, 2024
TOP TEN PLAUSIBLE EXCUSES SENIOR OFFICIALS COULD GIVE for GOING “AWOL”
January 28, 2024
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE a CERTIFIED PROGRESSIVE…
January 20, 2024
TOP TEN BEST REBUTTALS to the IMPEACHMENT of SECRETARY ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS (if you did not receive your Top Ten list on January 15th, you can view it (TOP TEN BIZARRE COLLEGE COURSES…) below today’s TOP TEN list….
January 14, 2024
TOP TEN BIZARRE COLLEGE COURSES THESE DAYS…
January 7, 2024
TOP TEN SUGGESTED “JEOPARDY” CATEGORIES for 2024
December 31, 2023
TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2024
December 24, 2023
TOP TEN CHRISTMAS GIFTS for our POLITICAL CELEBRITIES
December 15, 2023
THE TWELVE (not the TOP TEN) DAYS of CHRISTMAS
December 10, 2023
TOP TEN CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH/HOLIDAY CARD INSCRIPTIONS, 2023
December 3, 2023
TOP TEN “WOKE” HAPPENINGS THIS THANKSGIVING
November 25, 2023
TOP TEN ITEMS ON PRESIDENT XI’S “TO DO” LIST BEFORE LEAVING SAN FRANCISCO (LAST WEEK’S TOP TEN WAS DELAYED DUE TO WEBSITE GLITCHES…)
November 12, 2023
TOP TEN LIKELY QUESTIONS for GOP CANDIDATES if DEBATES WERE to be MODERATED by the NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIAL BOARD….
November 4, 2023
TOP TEN WAYS THAT JOSEPH BIDEN and SECRETARY BLINKEN WILL be ABLE to TELL if IRAN is CHEATING on the NUCLEAR AGREEMENT THEY are PUSHING:
October 29, 2023
TOP TEN MOST SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
October 22, 2023
TOP TEN REASONS the PRESIDENT KEEPS OUR SOUTHWEST BORDER WIDE OPEN
October 15, 2023
TOP TEN LATEST REVISIONS to the “STYLE GUIDE” for REPORTERS at ‘MAINSTREAM” NEWS ORGANIZATIONS…
September 26, 2023
TOP TEN “CZAR/ CZARINA” JOBS THAT OUR KAMALA is SUCCESSFULLY JUGGLING
September 25, 2023
TOP TEN REMARKS OVERHEARD THIS WEEK at the 78th GENERAL ASSEMBLY of the UNITED NATIONS
September 17, 2023
TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN NEW BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS on GUNS
September 10, 2023
TOP TEN HEADLINES MAINSTREAM MEDIA WON’T be USING THIS WEEK
September 3, 2023
TOP TEN BLOCKBUSTER POPULAR SONGS to be RELEASED in 2024…
August 28, 2023
TOP TEN TALKING POINTS THAT MAY NOT WORK WELL in UPCOMING DEBATES
August 20, 2023
TOP TEN POTENTIAL TAG LINES for TV ADS URGING KAMALA to REMAIN on the 2024 TICKET
August 13, 2023
TOP TEN MOVIES REFLECTING on the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION…. FIFTEEN YEARS from TODAY…
August 6, 2023
TOP TEN YET-UNREVEALED COMMENTS OVERHEARD AMONG HUNTER “BUSINESS” PARTNERS and “the BIG GUY”
July 30, 2023
TOP TEN “ADAM SCHIFF for U. S. SENATOR” TV COMMERCIAL “TRIAL BALLOONS”…
July 23, 2023
TOP TEN VERY LATEST REVELATIONS FROM the HUNTER LAPTOP
July 16, 2023
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at the NATO SUMMIT in HELSINKI
July 9, 2023
TOP TEN NEW DISCOVERIES by FEDERAL AUTHORITIES in the WHITE HOUSE COMPLEX
June 30, 2023
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY !
June 25, 2023
TOP TEN NEW TELEVISION PROGRAMS BEING CONSIDERED for a “WOKE” FALL SEASON…
June 18, 2023
TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN BILLS PASSED in the FINAL DAYS of the NY STATE LEGISLATIVE SESSION…
June 11, 2023
TOP TEN REQUESTS FROM NEW MIGRANTS RESIDING in NEW YORK’S ONCE-POSH ROOSEVELT HOTEL
June 4, 2023
TOP TEN NEW “FEATS” POLITICIANS are DOING this WEEK to PROVE THEIR “FITNESS for OFFICE”….
May 28, 2023
TOP TEN NEW “JEOPARDY!” CATEGORIES if BERNIE, AOC & SLEEPY JOSEPH BECAME PRODUCERS
May 18, 2023
TOP TEN SCRIBBLINGS in the MARGINS of PRESIDENT BIDEN’S “BRIEFING BOOK” for JAPAN
May 14, 2023
TOP TEN REVELATIONS DISCOVERED by PROFESSIONAL LIP READERS at the CORONATION…
May 7, 2023
TOP TEN ITEMS on CONGRESSMEMBER A.O.C.’s “TO-DO” LIST, 2023-24….
April 30, 2023
TOP TEN WHISPERS OVERHEARD DURING JOSEPH BIDEN’S RE-ELECTION ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO PRODUCTION..
April 23, 2023
TOP TEN NEW BIDEN POLICIES to “PROD” AMERICANS TOWARD “GREEN” LIFESTYLES…
April 16, 2023
TOP TEN MOMENTS DURING JOSEPH BIDEN’S JUNKET to IRELAND
April 9, 2023
TOP TEN VITAL 2023 GLOSSARY TERMS (approved by DoJ)
April 2, 2023
TOP TEN LATEST REVELATIONS from the LAPTOP…
March 26, 2023
TOP TEN NEW ASSIGNMENTS (based on dazzling achievements) BEING CONSIDERED for our VICE PRESIDENT
March 18, 2023
TOP TEN REVELATIONS DURING EARLY INVESTIGATIONS by CONGRESSMAN JAMES COMER’S HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE….
March 10, 2023
TOP TEN SURPRISES in the NEW JANUARY 6th VIDEOS SEEN on TV THIS WEEK
March 5, 2023
TOP TEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS to be ANNOUNCED this WEEK by JOSEPH BIDEN
February 26, 2023
TOP TEN INNERMOST THOUGHTS OF “POTHOLE PETE” BUTTIGIEG
February 20, 2023
TOP TEN NEW TV PROGRAMS BEING CONSIDERED for the UPCOMING FALL SEASON
February 12, 2023
TOP TEN INTELLIGENCE GEMS “HARVESTED” by the CCP BALLOONS THIS WEEK…
February 5, 2023
TOP TEN “RESUME EMBELLISHMENTS” from MEMBERS of CONGRESS
January 29, 2023
TOP TEN “GOOGLE” SEARCHES by CELEBRITIES this WEEK…
January 22, 2023
TOP TEN EARLY TIP-OFFS that KAMALA MIGHT not be on the 2024 TICKET
January 14, 2023
TOP TEN YET-TO-BE DISCOVERED LOCATIONS for SECRET, CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
January 8, 2023
TOP TEN SECRET PROMISES MADE to OBTAIN VOTES for SPEAKER of the HOUSE…
January 1, 2023
TOP TEN POLITICIAN RESOLUTIONS for 2023:
December 25, 2022
TOP TEN HOLIDAYS SONGS WE’D LIKE TO HEAR…
December 18, 2022
TOP TEN CHRISTMAS & HANUKKAH GIFTS FOR CELEBRITIES, 2022…..
December 11, 2022
THE 12 (NOT the Top Ten) DAYS of CHRISTMAS
December 4, 2022
TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS, 2022…
November 20, 2022
TOP TEN UNEXPECTED HAPPENINGS this THANKSGIVING 2022
November 13, 2022
TOP TEN SURPRISING RESULTS from EXIT POLLS on ELECTION DAY…
September 25, 2022
TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL WANTS EVEN MORE GUN CONTROL:
September 19, 2022
TOP TEN TIP-OFFS THAT YOU are a GENUINE PROGRESSIVE…
September 11, 2022
TOP TEN MESSAGES “NOT SENT” by the NEW KING in RECENT YEARS…
August 29, 2022
SORRY!
August 28, 2022
TOP TEN COMMENTS HEARD as ILLEGAL MIGRANTS from TEXAS are DROPPED OFF in NEW YORK CITY…
August 21, 2022
TOP TEN NEW TV and CABLE SHOWS UNDER CONSIDERATION for the FALL SEASON…
August 14, 2022
TOP TEN LATEST WORD REVISIONS in YOUR NEW “WOKE” DICTIONARY…
August 7, 2022
TOP TEN RE-ELECTION SLOGANS for GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL…
July 28, 2022
TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING in the MAINSTREAM MEDIA THIS WEEK…
July 25, 2022
TOP TEN NEW SUBSTITUTES for the “PREFERRED PRONOUNS” at “WOKE” CORPORATIONS and UNIVERSITIES…
July 15, 2022
“Your Weekly American Top Ten list” is on ”hiatus” this week. Back next week.
July 9, 2022
TOP TEN SIGNS that KAMALA is READY for her PROMOTION to the “BIG JOB”
July 3, 2022
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at the G-7 MEETINGS in the GERMAN ALPS THIS WEEK…
June 26, 2022
TOP TEN NEW PROMOTIONS from the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL COMMITTEE
June 13, 2022
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD AROUND the WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEK…
June 12, 2022
TOP TEN IDEAS to IMPROVE the TV RATINGS for the DEMOCRATS’ JAN. 6th “HEARINGS”/ SHOW TRIAL…
June 5, 2022
TOP TEN NANCY PELOSI ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK
May 29, 2022
TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN GAFFES THIS WEEK…
May 22, 2022
TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS LEFT by DEPARTING WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY JEN PSAKI for her SUCCESSOR, KARINE JEAN-PIERRE…
May 15, 2022
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’VE BEEN RELYING on the TIMES and CNN for YOUR NEWS….
May 8, 2022
TOP TEN WAYS JOSEPH BIDEN and KAMALA are BEGINNING to SENSE THAT INFLATION is a PROBLEM…
May 1, 2022
TOP TEN HOUSE DEMOCRAT “TRIAL BALLOON” SLOGANS for NOVEMBER
April 24, 2022
TOP TEN INNERMOST THOUGHTS of VLADIMIR PUTIN…
April 17, 2022
TOP TEN “LESSONS in LEADERSHIP” FROM our VICE PRESIDENT THIS WEEK…
April 10, 2022
TOP TEN “NOTES to SELF” FOUND ATOP the OVAL OFFICE DESK in the WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEK…
April 3, 2022
TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN “TAKES” from 3×5 “CHEAT SHEET” CARDS PROVIDED by WHITE HOUSE STAFF
March 27, 2022
TOP TEN DISCOVERIES as HUNTER’S LAPTOP GETS a THOROUGH READING…
March 21, 2022
TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN MUSINGS on RUNAWAY INFLATION
March 13, 2022
TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING in MAINSTREAM MEDIA THIS WEEK…
March 6, 2022
TOP TEN LINES THAT SOMEHOW DIDN’T MAKE it INTO JOSEPH BIDEN’S “STATE of the UNION”
February 27, 2022
TOP TEN NEW HORROR MOVIES AWAITING RELEASE in 2022
February 20, 2022
TOP TEN WAYS THAT JOSEPH BIDEN, KAMALA and ANTONY BLINKEN CAN TELL if IRAN is CHEATING on the NUCLEAR AGREEMENT THEY are PLANNING
February 13, 2022
TOP TEN JEN PSAKI ALTERNATIVES to SAYING “WE’LL CIRCLE BACK to YOU”
February 7, 2022
TOP TEN BENEFITS AVAILABLE to ILLEGAL MIGRANTS at the BORDER
January 30, 2022
TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN STRATEGIC GOALS in EASTERN EUROPE
January 23, 2022
TOP TEN “PUNISHING” SANCTIONS BEING CONSIDERED by JOSEPH BIDEN if RUSSIA INVADES UKRAINE…
January 16, 2022
TOP TEN NUTTIEST COLLEGE COURSES THUS FAR in 2022
January 9, 2022
TOP TEN “CANCELATIONS” at U.S. UNIVERSITIES & COLLEGES
January 2, 2022
TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2022…
December 24, 2021
THE TWELVE (NOT the TOP TEN) DAYS of CHRISTMAS (2021 VERSION)…
December 19, 2021
TOP TEN CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS GIFTS for 2021
December 12, 2021
TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS, 2021:
December 5, 2021
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD on THANKSGIVING LAST MONTH:
November 11, 2021
(NOTE: Your Weekly American Top Ten list will be on brief hiatus this month. Back soon & happy Thanksgiving.) TOP TEN SIGNS THAT INFLATION MAY be HEADING OUT of CONTROL:
November 7, 2021
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at the GLASGOW “CLIMATE CHANGE” CONFERENCE…
October 31, 2021
TOP TEN FRIGHTENING HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
October 24, 2021
TOP TEN “MUST HAVE” FASHION ITEMS, to COMPLEMENT AOC’S “TAX THE RICH” DRESS…
October 17, 2021
TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE SEEING THIS WEEK:
October 10, 2021
TOP TEN QUESTIONS DIRECTED to the SUPERVISING FLIGHT ATTENDANT on AIR FORCE ONE this MONTH:
September 29, 2021
TOP TEN ORIGINAL PAINTINGS by HUNTER BIDEN, NOW AVAILABLE for YOUR PURCHASE:
September 27, 2021
TOP TEN FEATURES WE’D LIKE to SEE on the NEW I-PHONE 19, EXPECTED in 2022:
September 19, 2021
“TOP TEN TALIBAN TOURIST TIPS” for VISITORS to AFGHANISTAN:
September 12, 2021
TOP TEN PRIVATE COMMENTS from WORLD LEADERS, OVERHEARD this WEEK…
September 5, 2021
TOP TEN WAYS the BIDEN WHITE HOUSE MIGHT HAVE EXPLAINED CERTAIN “INCIDENTS” in HISTORY:
August 29, 2021
TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN PROVISIONS in Ms. PELOSI’S MEGA $3.5 TRILLION “INFRASTRUCTURE” BILL
August 22, 2021
TOP TEN TRIAL TV AD SLOGANS for the 2022 DEMOCRATS:
August 15, 2021
ANDREW CUOMO’S TOP TEN “TO DO” LIST ITEMS for AUGUST 23rd (his last full day as governor)
August 6, 2021
TOP TEN WAYS THAT Governor ANDREW CUOMO MIGHT REMAIN in OFFICE
August 1, 2021
TOP TEN WAYS the WHITE HOUSE AVOIDS SAYING “INFLATION”
July 25, 2021
TOP TEN WHITE HOUSE EXAMPLES of “INFRASTRUCTURE”
July 18, 2021
TOP TEN EXPLANATIONS for the MASS PROTESTS in CUBA FROM the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
July 11, 2021
TOP TEN NEW “NO CYBER ATTACKS, PLEASE” ZONES FROM JOSEPH BIDEN
July 4, 2021
TOP TEN ANNOUNCEMENTS from JOSEPH BIDEN on a SLOW NEWS HOLIDAY WEEKEND
June 26, 2021
TOP TEN TAKE AWAYS from the STAFF BRIEFING for KAMALA’S TRIP to the BORDER
June 20, 2021
TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN ACHIEVEMENTS in EUROPE
June 13, 2021
TOP TEN KAMALA ACCOMPLISHMENTS DURING HER VISIT to LATIN AMERICA
June 6, 2021
TOP TEN WAYS to AVOID SAYING “CRISIS at the BORDER” – –
May 30, 2021
TOP TEN HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS from the WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS this WEEK…
May 23, 2021
TOP TEN ADVANCE REVELATIONS from the GOVERNMENT’S COMING RELEASE of U.F.O. FILES:
May 17, 2021
TOP TEN LISTINGS (not counting breaks) on the PRESIDENT’S SCHEDULE TODAY:
May 9, 2021
TOP TEN SIGNS that SOMEONE YOU KNOW MAY be IMBUED with “TOXIC MASCULINITY”…
May 2, 2021
TOP TEN REASONS it’s GOOD to be SENATOR JOE MANCHIN in 2021:
April 25, 2021
TOP TEN ANDREW CUOMO “MEMOS to SELF” THIS WEEK:
April 18, 2021
TOP TEN NEW “WOKE” 2021 GLOSSARY DEFINITIONS:
April 11, 2021
TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS REGARDING FIREARMS:
April 4, 2021
TOP TEN WAYS THAT STACEY and JOE CAN SPOT “VOTER SUPPRESSION” ……
March 28, 2021
TOP TEN TIP-OFFS that KAMALA is REALLY in CHARGE:
March 21, 2021
TOP TEN CONTRASTS BETWEEN the CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY and the BIDEN-HARRIS APPROACHES to FOREIGN AFFAIRS…
March 14, 2021
TOP TEN MOST MEMORABLE PHRASES OVERHEARD AROUND the VICE PRESIDENT THIS WEEK
March 7, 2021
TOP TEN ARGUMENTS HEARD in SUPPORT of H.R.1 on the HOUSE FLOOR THIS WEEK:
February 28, 2021
TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN ITEMS in the $1.9 TRILLION “STIMULUS” BILL:
February 21, 2021
TOP TEN QUOTES OVERHEARD at the GOVERNOR’S MANSION in ALBANY, New York THIS WEEK:
February 14, 2021
TOP TEN WATCHWORDS for the BIDEN ERA…
February 7, 2021
TOP TEN ADVANCE EXCERPTS from HUNTER’S “MEMOIR” ….
January 31, 2021
TOP TEN LESSER KNOWN EXECUTIVE ORDERS SIGNED by JOSEPH BIDEN in JANUARY:
January 24, 2021
TOP TEN HEADLINES YOU MAY HAVE MISSED THIS WEEK:
January 17, 2021
TOP TEN PHRASES CERTAIN to be UTTERED at the INAUGURATION CEREMONIES…
January 10, 2021
As a small tribute to those who lost their lives and sustained injuries in our nation’s Capitol on January 6th, there will be no “Top Ten” list this week. Rioting, looting and assault are always wrong. There will be plenty of time, God willing, to poke fun at politicians and American adversaries in 2021. But not this week. Please pray for the United States.
January 3, 2021
TOP TEN PREDICTIONS for 2021:
December 27, 2020
TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2021…
December 20, 2020
THE 12 DAYS (NOT the TOP TEN) of CHRISTMAS (2020 version)
December 13, 2020
TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS…
December 6, 2020
TOP TEN HOLIDAY SONGS WE’D LIKE to HEAR…
November 29, 2020
TOP TEN HOLIDAY MOVIES WE’D LIKE to SEE:
November 22, 2020
TOP TEN DIVERSIONARY REMARKS, to AVOID DISCUSSING POLITICS at the THANKSGIVING TABLE…
October 25, 2020
TOP TEN “REQUIRED” LATE OCTOBER EXPLANATIONS…
October 16, 2020
TOP TEN “LIGHTNING ROUND” QUESTIONS AMERICANS WANT to HEAR from the MODERATOR of the FINAL DEBATE:
October 11, 2020
TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE SEEING THIS WEEK…
October 4, 2020
TOP TEN NEW RULES from the COMMISSION on PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES:
September 27, 2020
TOP TEN DEBATE TIPS PIPED in to JOSEPH BIDEN’S HIDDEN EAR PIECE this TUESDAY:
September 20, 2020
TOP TEN “MOST WOKE” COURSES BEING OFFERED at UNIVERSITIES this SEMESTER…
September 13, 2020
TOP TEN QUESTIONS THAT CAN DEMONSTRATE “MODERATOR FAIRNESS” in the UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES:
September 5, 2020
TOP TEN HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS JOSEPH BIDEN MAY be ASKED THIS WEEK by REPORTERS:
August 30, 2020
TOP TEN HEADLINES YOU MAY HAVE MISSED DURING the LAST TWO WEEKS of CONVENTIONS:
August 23, 2020
TOP TEN LITTLE KNOWN PLANKS in the 2020 DEMOCRAT NATIONAL PLATFORM…
August 16, 2020
TOP TEN SESSIONS NOT-to-MISS at this WEEK’S DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION
August 9, 2020
TOP TEN PRE-WRITTEN LINES for THOSE EXPECTING a VICE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION:
August 2, 2020
TOP TEN “NOTES to SELF” SEEN ON JOSEPH BIDEN’s “RUNNING MATES” MEMO PAD:
July 26, 2020
TOP TEN ADVERTISING THEMES BEING CONSIDERED by the JOSEPH BIDEN CAMPAIGN:
July 16, 2020
TOP TEN SURPRISES AROUND the U.S. SUPREME COURT BUILDING as this SESSION ENDS:
July 12, 2020
TOP TEN “OFFICIAL THEMES” BEING CONSIDERED for the DEMOCRATS’ AUGUST CONVENTION:
July 5, 2020
TOP TEN CHECKLIST ITEMS for JOSEPH BIDEN this WEEK:
June 26, 2020
TOP TEN COMMENTS QUITE UNLIKELY to be HEARD at THAT “OCCUPY” ENCAMPMENT OUTSIDE CITY HALL in NYC:
June 21, 2020
TOP TEN NEW FITNESS ROUTINES DEVELOPED DURING PANDEMIC LOCKDOWNS…
June 14, 2020
TOP TEN SIGNS that YOUR STATE is FINALLY “OPENING UP”…
June 7, 2020
TOP TEN NEW MEDIA EUPHEMISMS for “LOOTER,” “VANDAL,” “RIOTER,” “ARSONIST” and “GANG-BANGER”…
May 31, 2020
TOP TEN SURPRISING lDISCOVERIES FROM THOSE HOME-DNA TESTS TAKEN DURING SHUTDOWN…
May 24, 2020
TOP TEN LITTLE-KNOWN PROVISIONS in HOUSE DEMOCRATS’ $3 TRILLION SO-CALLED STIMULUS BILL:
May 17, 2020
TOP TEN SURPRISING RESULTS FROM THIS WEEK’S POLLING RESULTS:
May 10, 2020
TOP TEN NEW FACETS of “NEW NORMAL” LIFE WE CAN EXPECT LATER in 2020:
May 3, 2020
TOP TEN OBSERVATIONS WE’VE MADE DURING THOSE “ZOOM’ INTERVIEWS at V.I.P. HOMES…
April 26, 2020
TOP TEN INNERMOST JOE BIDEN THOUGHTS DURING QUARANTINE…
April 19, 2020
TOP TEN DEMOCRAT HOUSE “AMENDMENTS” to SLOW DOWN EMERGENCY RELIEF to AMERICAN FAMILIES and BUSINESSES…
April 12, 2020
TOP TEN “SPEED DATE” COMMENTS via SKYPE (live video)INDOORS this MONTH:
April 5, 2020
TOP TEN MAINSTREAM NEWS HEADLINES WE WON’T be SEEING this WEEK:
March 29, 2020
TOP TEN REVEALING COMMENTS DURING our SELF-ISOLATIONS this MONTH:
March 23, 2020
TOP TEN CHINESE COMMUNIST COMMENTS OVERHEARD in “CHATTER” this MONTH:
March 15, 2020
TOP TEN POLITICALLY CORRECT ALTERNATIVES to the PHRASE “WUHAN CORONAVIRUS” :
March 8, 2020
TOP TEN EXCUSES WHILE ENDING YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN:
February 24, 2020
SORRY!
February 23, 2020
TOP TEN UNUSED DEBATE LINES PAID FOR by MICHAEL BLOOMBERG:
February 17, 2020
TOP TEN REASONS WHY JOE BIDEN JUST CAN’T END HIS CAMPAIGN for PRESIDENT this MONTH:
February 9, 2020
TOP TEN HARD-HITTING MEDIA QUESTIONS DURING the DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES….
February 2, 2020
TOP TEN QUESTIONS that SOMEHOW DIDN’T MAKE it to CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS DURING the U.S. SENATE TRIAL of PRESIDENT TRUMP:
January 26, 2020
TOP TEN POTENTIAL HOLLYWOOD SPIN-OFFS from the IMPEACHMENT and SENATE TRIAL:
January 20, 2020
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD IN and AROUND THAT “PROCESSION” OF LIBERAL HOUSE MEMBERS BRINGING THEIR “ARTICLES of IMPEACHMENT” to the U.S. SENATE:
January 13, 2020
TOP TEN CATEGORIES WE’D LOVE to SEE IN “PRESIDENTIAL JEOPARDY”
January 5, 2020
TOP TEN UNLIKELY NEW YEAR’S GIFTS FROM KIM JONG-UN
December 29, 2019
TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2020:
December 22, 2019
TOP TEN CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS and HANNUKAH GIFTS 2019:
December 15, 2019
THE TWELVE (Not the Top Ten) DAYS of CHRISTMAS, 2019 Version…
December 8, 2019
TOP TEN 2019 CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS….
December 1, 2019
TOP TEN THANKSGIVING DINNER INVOCATIONS:
November 24, 2019
TOP TEN COMMENTS to HELP YOU GET THROUGH THANKSGIVING DINNER:
November 17, 2019
TOP TEN ACTIVE NICKNAMES for HUNTER BIDEN (as translated from the original Ukrainian and Mandarin)
November 10, 2019
TOP TEN NEW “IMPEACHABLE OFFENSES” BEING CONSIDERED by CONGRESSMAN SCHIFF and HIS HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE:
November 3, 2019
TOP TEN WASHINGTON POST HEADLINE RE-WRITES from AMERICAN HISTORY:
October 27, 2019
TOP TEN AMENITIES in the new “COMMUNITY JAILS” to REPLACE RIKERS ISLAND…
October 20, 2019
TOP TEN PRONOUNCEMENTS from HILLARY CLINTON this WEEK.
October 9, 2019
TOP TEN TIP-OFFS THAT INDICATE YOU MAY be LEANING REPUBLICAN…
October 6, 2019
TOP TEN INDICATORS that you are NOT LIKELY to BECOME PRESIDENT in 2020…
September 29, 2019
TOP TEN ACTIVITIES THAT DON’T SEEM to RISE to the STANDARD of “HIGH CRIMES and MISDEMEANORS”…
September 22, 2019
TOP TEN NYC “BUCKET LIST” ACTIVITIES DURING UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY WEEK…
September 15, 2019
TOP TEN RUSSIAN POSTS in AMERICAN SOCIAL MEDIA THIS WEEK….
September 8, 2019
TOP TEN SURPRISING JOBS THAT COULD BE LOST to ROBOTICS and AUTOMATION
September 1, 2019
TOP TEN POLITICALLY CORRECT COLLEGE COURSES BEING OFFERED THIS FALL
August 25, 2019
TOP TEN ADVANTAGES to GREENLAND BECOMING the 51st STATE
August 18, 2019
TOP TEN GAFFES from a CERTAIN FORMER VICE PRESIDENT
August 11, 2019
TOP TEN COMMENTS MADE BY and TO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES at the MEAT-FRIENDLY IOWA STATE FAIR…
August 4, 2019
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD AFTER and PRIOR to the DEMOCRAT DEBATES:
July 28, 2019
TOP TEN ADS GLEANED FROM a LEFT-OF-CENTER DATING SITE:
July 22, 2019
TOP TEN WAYS the FOUR RADICAL CONGRESSWOMEN can REALLY PROMOTE THEIR “PROGRESSIVE” AGENDA:
July 14, 2019
TOP TEN WORKFORCE DISCUSSION POINTS NOW THAT “HAIR STYLE” DISCRIMINATION is to BE DISCOURAGED….
July 7, 2019
TOP TEN WAYS “PROGRESSIVES” ARE REALLY PROVING THEY WANT to DISCOURAGE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION:
June 30, 2019
TOP TEN SUGGESTED “LIGHTNING ROUND” QUESTIONS for the NEXT PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE:
June 23, 2019
TOP TEN SLOGANS to COUNTER “KEEP AMERICA GREAT” —
June 16, 2019
TOP TEN SUMMER MOVIE RELEASES WE’D LIKE to SEE THIS JULY:
June 9, 2019
TOP TEN HEADLINES IF TODAY’S MAINSTREAM MEDIA WAS COVERING the D-DAY LANDINGS:
May 9, 2019
TOP TEN SURPRISING COMMENTS BOB MUELLER WILL USE in his TESTIMONY to the HOUSE & SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEES (Just to keep viewers awake…)
May 5, 2019
TOP TEN SLOGANS for the NASCENT “BILL DeBLASIO for PRESIDENT” CAMPAIGN:
April 28, 2019
TOP TEN WAYS JOE BIDEN can DEMONSTRATE he is “SUFFICIENTLY PROGRESSIVE”….
April 21, 2019
TOP TEN SECRET ARTICLES of IMPEACHMENT BEING PREPARED by ‘PROGRESSIVE” HOUSE MEMBERS…
April 14, 2019
TOP TEN YET-to-BE RELEASED WIKILEAKS REVELATIONS…
April 7, 2019
TOP TEN FACTS and FINDINGS to be REDACTED PRIOR to the MUELLER REPORT’S RELEASE…
March 31, 2019
TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING THIS WEEK
March 25, 2019
TOP TEN ALREADY-PREPARED COMMENTS PRIOR to the MUELLER REPORT’S RELEASE to the PUBLIC
March 17, 2019
TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD DURING the COLLEGE ADMISSIONS SCANDAL INVESTIGATION:
March 11, 2019
TOP TEN SURPRISES for NYC MAYOR DeBLASIO DURING HIS “EXPLORATORY” VISIT to SOUTH CAROLINA
March 3, 2019
TOP TEN MOST OBVIOUS DIFFERENCES BETWEEN SOCIALIST CANDIDATE BERNIE SANDERS and VENEZUELAN SOCIALIST ICON NICOLAS MADURO
February 23, 2019
TOP TEN PRELIMINARY DRAFT FINDINGS in the MUELLER REPORT
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TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD IN THE SENATE & HOUSE DEMOCRAT CAUCUS ROOMS, FOLLOWING THE VOTE TO FUND THE GOVERNMENT