10. THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE WAS CREATED TO PREVENT THE ELECTION OF A WOMAN PRESIDENT.
9. ANGRY REDNECKS TOLD THEIR WIVES TO VOTE FOR TRUMP. TOO BAD WE DON’T HAVE THE SECRET BALLOT IN AMERICA.
8. AS YOU KNOW, THE KU KLUX KLAN IS REALLY BIG IN WISCONSIN.
7. THERE WERE TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO, LIKE, DON’T WANT INDIAN-AMERICANS TO SUCCEED. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE
LIKE NIKKI HALEY AND BOBBY JINDAL.
6. ILLEGALS GOT US THE POPULAR VOTE, JUST NOT THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
5. WE SURE DIDN’T GET OUR $12 MILLION WORTH OF DIRT ON TRUMP FROM THAT DOSSIER.
4, SOME VOTERS ACTUALLY OBJECTED TO MY ACID WASHING OF 33,000 GOVERNMENT EMAILS.
3. NOT ENOUGH OF THE “LITTLE PEOPLE” GRASPED THAT I AM THEIR SAVIOR.
2. OF COURSE TRUMP CARRIED FLORIDA. ALL THOSE MILLIONS OF CADDIES AND WAITERS AT MAR-A-LAGO VOTED FOR HIM.
…and the NUMBER ONE LATEST EXCUSE for LOSING as TOLD to AUDIENCES in INDIA by HILLARY R. CLINTON is:
1. EXIT POLLS SHOWED I COULD HAVE CARRIED PENNSYLVANIA AND MICHIGAN, IF I HAD ONLY WORN MINI-SKIRTS.
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