10. Charlvoix is really Quebecois for “Chuck Norris Town.”
9. What would Donald do?
8. That bare-chested dude on the horse… he was invited?
7. World Cup? We don’t need no World Cup.
6. Really? Bermuda is NOT a member?
5. Giuseppe, Shinzo… Shinzo, Giuseppe.
3. Angela, I’ll bet you never danced the “mashed potato” back in East Germany.
2. OK, you drop the tariffs on our cars, and we’ll cut tariffs on what passes for whiskey in your country.
1. That short Korean waiter with bad hair seems strangely familiar.