- “WASN’T THAT JOHN FETTERMAN JUST GREAT?”
- “I FEEL SAFE, DON’T YOU?” (statement made with 130 Secret Service and 80 local police present)
- “WHO NEEDS DIESEL FUEL, ANYWAY?”
- “THANK GOODNESS, MARTHA’S VINEYARD IS WHOLE AGAIN!”
- “KAMALA AND I ARE VISITING ALL 54 STATES THIS MONTH…”
- “FORGIVENESS MEANS A WAITRESS PAYING OFF THE LOANS FOR A SURGEON.”
- “WE’RE ALSO BATTLING ALL THAT NEWFANGLED FREE SPEECH ON TWITTER NOW.”
- “THAT’S CRAZY. SUPPOSE EVERY KID ATTENDED THE
SCHOOL OF HIS PARENTS’ CHOICE?”
- “WELCOME TO THE U.S.A. REMEMBER, NO VOTE IS ILLEGAL.”
…and the NUMBER ONE “RALLY LINE” from JOSEPH and KAMALA this WEEK is…
- “ELECT ME NEXT WEEK AND YOUR CHILD WILL SWITCH GENDERS NEXT MONTH!”
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