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TOP TEN CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH/HOLIDAY CARD INSCRIPTIONS, 2023

  1. “Dear Occupant: Season’s Greetings! Here are 20 more unsolicited, blank paper ballots for Election Day 2024, just for you.   If you would like an additional supply, just call.”                 -Democrat State Committee

 

  1. “T’is always the season to reach out and touch someone.”    –former NY Governor Andrew “Frisky” Cuomo, considering a run for NYC Mayor

 

  1. “Feliz Navidad from 35,000 feet above the Rio Grande River.”               – ​Your Border Czarina,  Kamala Harris

 

  1. “May you get all treats and no tricks this month.”          – Joseph Biden, writing from his Delaware basement

 

  1. ” I wish you an early Meli Kalikimaka, before climate change floods my state.”     -US Sen. Maisie Hirono (D- Hawaii)

 

  1. “Dear students and ​university staff​: ​We can’t define “woman.”   “Genocide” requires “context” to comprehend.  Hate-driven harassment is protected speech here.   But…  let us celebrate an equitable, secular winter solstice in one of the many ‘Safe Spaces’ on our beloved campus.”  ​                                                                                               – Selected Ivy League & other top university presidents

 

  1. “If you can just believe in Frosty the Snowman… you can believe our southern border is secure.”                                                                                                                                   – Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Majorkas

 

      3.  “​Officially Atheistic H​oliday Greetings to my loyal subjects.  With no gasoline available, we are proudly delivering on our Paris “‘climate’ emissions targets.”                                                                        – Venezuelan Comandante Nicolas Maduro

 

  1. “Thanks for nuthin.” ​ former Congressman George Santos, in his holiday CandyGram messages to all members of the House

…and the NUMBER ONE CHRISTMAS/ HANUKKAH/ HOLIDAY CARD INSCRIPTION for 2024 is:

  1.  “Dear Mr. President: Thank you in advance for the expected resumption of holiday ‘gratuities’ to our peace-loving nation.    Nevertheless, death to America.”                                                       -Iranian President Hassan Rouhani

 

 

 

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