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TOP TEN LATEST REVELATIONS from the LAPTOP…

  1.   Joseph actually considers Delaware to be a backwater, as bad as Scranton.

 

  1. During family meetings, curtains are drawn and Biden men go shirtless and smoke cigarettes provided by lobbyists.

 

  1.   In a pinch, you can get the Chinese to pay you with Venmo.

 

  1. Fentanyl costs less per ounce in Kent County, Delaware than in Chester County, Pennsylvania, and the cartel guys are friendlier.

 

  1.   There is no personal rush like speeding in reverse with an illegal pistol in your waistband.

 

  1.   On Air Force One, there is a small bathroom where crack cocaine can always be found.

 

  1.   “Cornpop” is actually an older cleaning lady for the Rehoboth mansion.

 

  1.  “Climate justice” is fine for Kerry, Gore and DiCaprio, but….​

 

  1.  For a romantic weekend, it’s tough to beat the Trump International Hotel.

 

…and the NUMBER ONE LATEST REVELATION from the LAPTOP is…

 

  1.  Three paintings sold by Hunter for a total of $390,000 were actually painted by a Labrador retriever.

 

 

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