(Now that a photo with VP Kamala has been discounted from $15,000 to $5,000 !! )
10. Personal Tweet from Anthony Weiner…. ( $6)
(With Photo Included, $26)
9. An Evening of Controlled Substances Sampling with Hunter (16 hour commitment)… ($75,000, including China’s finest narcotics)
8. Slow Dance with Andrew Cuomo… (YOU get free dinner, courtesy of Matilda Cuomo)
7. Ice Cream Cone with the “Big Guy” — (Must use Rehoboth Beach Venue Only….) ($10, plus, you treat, including sprinkles)
6. Front-Row Seat for VP Kamala remarks on “the importance of the passage of time”…. (DNC will pay YOU $100 to remain seated for entire speech.)
5. DVD of Bernie Sanders reading three chapters from Das Kapital, ($4)…. Spanish language Version, as Read by Comandante Maduro, ($3)…
4. Join Nancy Pelosi for her Regular Botox Treatment, ($5.49, plus cost of your treatment…)
3. Arrange for Adam Schiff to say something truthful about you in public… ($250,000)
2. Take-out dinner from the French Laundry, with Gov. Gavin Newsom. Paparazzi OK; masks and hoodies provided. ($100 + your share of the food bill.)
…and the NUMBER ONE NEW PROMOTION from the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL COMMITTEE is…
1. Photo with certified non-female “Menstruating Person”…. ($1,500,000 cash ) (Event to take place within Area 51, Nevada)
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