- (Andrew Cuomo) When announcing a new run for elective office, (to prevent involuntary groping) wear catcher’s mitts on both hands.
- (Adam Schiff) Come up with new and better hoax than Russia-Collusion, get elected to U.S. Senate.
- (Joseph Biden) Go on vacation once in a while.
- (Kamala Harris) As “Border Czarina,” relocate official VP residence to Eagle Pass, Texas. Once there, wait to see if you’re on the `24 ticket.
- (Kim Jong-un) Find a new, empty body of water for missile-lobbing.
- (Donald Trump) Avoid conviction, take golfing weekend on Taiwan.
- (Eric Adams) Figure out how to blame Republicans for the $9 billion NYC deficit caused by spending on 150,000 migrants.
- (MSNBC and CNN) Keep saving democracy by cheering Trump removals from ballots.
- (Chuck Schumer) Be more open and willing to accept reporters’ questions and free media coverage.
…and the NUMBER ONE RESOLUTION for 2024 is…
- (Gavin Newsom) Build your own border wall, to keep fleeing California taxpayers IN.
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