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TOP TEN SURPRISING RESULTS from EXIT POLLS on ELECTION DAY…

10.      47% OF FETTERMAN for U.S. SENATE SUPPORTERS HAVE NEVER SEEN “THE ADDAMS FAMILY” ON TV

 9.   OF THOSE SURVEYED, 96% OF AMERICAN VOTERS SUPPORT “EQUITY”

 8.   97% OF AMERICANS COULD NOT DEFINE EQUITY

 7.   38% OF SAN FRANCISCANS SURVEYED BELIEVE THAT ASSAULT CHARGES SHOULD BE INCREASED WHEN YOUR ATTACKER IS A NUDIST

 6.   3% OF NANCY PELOSI VOTERS SUSPECT THAT SHE WAS THE NUDIST WHO ATTACKED PAUL PELOSI

 5.    12% OF WISCONSINITES BELIEVE THAT LT. GOVERNOR MANDELA BARNES WAS PREVIOUSLY THE  PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA

 4.     3% OF FLORIDIANS VOTED FOR GOV. DeSANTIS BECAUSE HIS MIDDLE NAME IS “DION”

 3.     43% OF A.O.C. VOTERS ADMIT THAT THEY “LOVE FREE STUFF” FROM THE GOVERNMENT

 2.      2% OF “LATE VOTING DEMOCRATS” FAVOR AN IMMEDIATE U.S. WITHDRAWAL FROM VIETNAM

…and the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING RESULT from EXIT POLLS on ELECTION DAY was…

 1.    AMONG LEGAL MARIJUANA ADVOCATES, 7% WANT RUSSIA TO STOP ATTACKING “THE YUKON”

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