10. 47% OF FETTERMAN for U.S. SENATE SUPPORTERS HAVE NEVER SEEN “THE ADDAMS FAMILY” ON TV
9. OF THOSE SURVEYED, 96% OF AMERICAN VOTERS SUPPORT “EQUITY”
8. 97% OF AMERICANS COULD “NOT DEFINE“ EQUITY
7. 38% OF SAN FRANCISCANS SURVEYED BELIEVE THAT ASSAULT CHARGES SHOULD BE INCREASED WHEN YOUR ATTACKER IS A NUDIST
6. 3% OF NANCY PELOSI VOTERS SUSPECT THAT SHE WAS THE NUDIST WHO ATTACKED PAUL PELOSI
5. 12% OF WISCONSINITES BELIEVE THAT LT. GOVERNOR MANDELA BARNES WAS PREVIOUSLY THE PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA
4. 3% OF FLORIDIANS VOTED FOR GOV. DeSANTIS BECAUSE HIS MIDDLE NAME IS “DION”
3. 43% OF A.O.C. VOTERS ADMIT THAT THEY “LOVE FREE STUFF” FROM THE GOVERNMENT
2. 2% OF “LATE VOTING DEMOCRATS” FAVOR AN IMMEDIATE U.S. WITHDRAWAL FROM VIETNAM
…and the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING RESULT from EXIT POLLS on ELECTION DAY was…
1. AMONG LEGAL MARIJUANA ADVOCATES, 7% WANT RUSSIA TO STOP ATTACKING “THE YUKON”
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