10. NPR FINALLY SUSPENDS RIGHT-WING INGRATE – New York Town Crier
9. A VIBRANT PRESIDENT BOUNDS FROM THE STAGE WITH NO VISIBLE ASSISTANCE
-Rehoboth Penny Saver
8. IF ELECTED SPEAKER, MARJORIE T. GREENE PLEDGES TO NEVER WEAR THE WHITE CHICKEN SUIT IN PUBLIC
– Alpharetta Constitution
7. DURING WAVE OF SHOCKING ANTI-SEMITISM, NPR CEO REFOCUSES NEWS COVERAGE ON “TRANSPHOBIA”
– Borough Park Bugle
6. MR. BIDEN PROMISES SON THAT ANY NEW “WEALTH TAX” WILL NOT IMPACT FAMILY INFLUENCE-PEDDLING INCOME
– Investor’s Quarterly
5. LIBERAL NPR EDITOR SAYS HIS PEERS INCLUDE 87 DEMOCRATS AND ZERO REPUBLICANS. CEO RESPONDS: “AND YOUR POINT?”
– Milwaukee Times-Picayune
4. VICE PRESIDENT SAID TO ASK ABOUT PROXIMITY OF TEHERAN TO THE SOUTHERN BORDER – New Braunfels Evening News
- UNKNOWN TO MOST NEW YORKERS, SENATOR GILLIBRAND STILL LEADING IN POLLS FOR RE-ELECTION – Plattsburgh Freeman
2. BREAKING: CONSPIRACY THEORISTS SEE “IDENTITY POLITICS,” AS PRESIDENT SWITCHES FROM CHOCOLATE CHIP TO TUTTI FRUTTI ICE CREAM
– Burlington Gazette and Intelligencer
…and the NUMBER ONE HEADLINE WE WON’T BE READING THIS WEEK is…
- GOVERNOR HOCHUL SIGNS STATE BUDGET OF $237 BILLION TO SERVE 19.5 MILLION NEW YORKERS. FLORIDA TO SPEND JUST $117 BILLION FOR 23 MILLION PEOPLE. – Roosevelt Island Recorder
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