10. NOT ENOUGH TOURISM IN TEXAS.
9. OTHERWISE, MIGRANTS FROM HAMAS WOULD BE FORCED TO FLY OVER THE BORDER WALL ON HANG GLIDERS.
8. WHILE SECRETARY MAJORKAS WAS ASSURING HIM THE “BORDER IS SECURE,” THE PRESIDENT WAS DISTRACTED BY AN ENVELOPE
STUFFED WITH CASH .
7. AIRLINE INDUSTRY HAS REALLY PERKED UP THANKS TO FREE FLIGHTS FOR MIGRANTS.
6. BLUE COLLAR WAGES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH.
5. THE SAME EAST GERMAN BUREAUCRAT WHO MISTAKENLY OPENED THE BERLIN WALL IS IN CHARGE OF RIO GRANDE PATROLS.
4. HOTELS IN NEW YORK CITY ARE FINALLY HOPPIN’ AGAIN.
3. FITS IN WITH NATIONAL DEMOCRAT “JUST SHOW UP AND VOTE” STRATEGY.
2. THE WHITE HOUSE MESS NEEDS MORE FOREIGN ACCENTS.
…and the NUMBER ONE REASON the PRESIDENT KEEPS OUR SOUTHWEST BORDER WIDE OPEN is…
1. WHAT BORDER?
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