- “After three short years, your dollar is still worth about half of its original value.”
- “The United States is being challenged as never before. We need a military that welcomes every single gender.”
- “I am appointing my brother Hunter to….”
- “In fact, more than a thousand illegal,sorry, undocumented, migrants work in this very building!”
- “I told Jill to crank up the Victrola last week and….”
- “Medicare and Social Security are as sound as our borders. They’ve got at least another two years left.”
- “My Chinese paymasters have been insisting….”
- “So many of our problems can be traced to shrinkflation.”
- “Corn Pop was telling me just the other day that we should go behind the school gym and beat up ‘my predecessor.'”
…and the NUMBER ONE LINE EDITED OUT of the “STATE f the UNION” ADDRESS is:
- “Except for my no-experience family members, let’s make the rich pay their fair share of taxes.”
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