- “Hey Zel, that’s a better look….. but how about a white shirt and leather shoes next time? I’ll buy, as always.”
- “Bongiorno, Georgia…. Just how ‘populist’ are you, …if you get my meaning?”
- “Wow, the White House. How are the property taxes?”
- “Friedrich, you ever see that ‘White House Down’ movie? Don’t turn around!”
- “So you run Finland. Any Nokia discounts for us?”
- “In America, zey call zis ze ‘White House Mess.‘ But ze lobster is ‘tres bien.‘”
- “Welcome to the White House, friends. Which one of you got the whoopee cushion ??”
- “Nice ‘merch’ room you got, Don. Bill Clinton did WHAT in here?”
- “I give-ya my-thousand Euros-to-your- hundred that Starmer is gone before Macron.”
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at THAT WHITE HOUSE MEETING with WESTERN LEADERS LAST WEEK was:
- “Mark my words. Within a week, you’ll be able to walk safely from here to your hotels at night.”
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