TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at THAT WHITE HOUSE MEETING with WESTERN LEADERS LAST WEEK

10.  “Hey Zel, that’s a better look…..    but how about a white shirt and leather shoes next time?  I’ll buy, as always.”

9. “​Bongiorno, Georgia….   Just how ‘populist’ are you, …if you get my meaning?”

8.   “Wow, the White House.   How are the property taxes?”

7.  “Friedrich, you ever see that ‘White House Down’ movie?  Don’t turn around!”

6.  “So you run Finland.   Any Nokia discounts for us?”

5.  “In America, ​zey call ​zis ze ‘White House Mess.‘   But ze lobster is ​‘tres bien.​‘”

4.  “​Welcome to the White House, friends.    Which one of you got the whoopee cushion ??”

3.   “Nice ‘merch’ room you got, Don.   Bill Clinton did WHAT in here?”

2.    “I give-ya my-thousand Euros-to-your- hundred that Starmer is gone before Macron.”

    …and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at THAT WHITE HOUSE MEETING with WESTERN LEADERS LAST WEEK was:

1.   “Mark my words.  Within a week, you’ll be able to walk safely from here to your hotels at night.”

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