10. Hunter Einstein
9. “Warren Buffett” Biden
8. Joe’s Albatross
7. Cokey Hunter
6. “T. Boone” Biden
5. Choo Choo Biden (from his Amtrak Board expertise)
4. Thomas Alva Biden
3. That Lovable Lobbyist
2. Burisma Biden
…and the NUMBER ONE ACTIVE NICKNAME for HUNTER BIDEN (as translated from the original Ukrainian and Mandarin)
1. The Oracle of Wilmington
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