10. If you win the nomination, can I be the Ying to your Yang?
9. No, this isn’t a sugar high. I hop-scotch around El Paso like this all the time.
8. Suppose, just suppose… instead of giving everybody cash, we gave ’em a grand’s worth of weed each month…?
7. No, I’m not the “chrystals” lady, I’m a US Senator.
6. So your vacation White House would be in Newark?
5. So your winter White House would be in Minnesota?
4. Would you support giving each “undocumented“ person a free electric car? Show of hands, please.
3. Please, please. Just put this Indian headdress on just once, just for me…..
2. OK, there was no Gillibrand singing in “Abba.” Are you in the “tribute” band?
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD AFTER or PRIOR to the DEMOCRAT DEBATES is:
- With some hard work, you could be ready for prime time in 2024, Joe.
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