- A new, larger “My Pillow, 2.0” for the king-sized bed
- Personal shopper & concierge (City Hall staff accepted)
- Ten free bets on “Fan Duel”
- Shuttle buses to New York beaches in Rockaway and Coney Island
- Voter registration forms (non-English preferred)
- NYC “Gun Free Zone” exemption
- Admission to “The View”
- “Date Your New Neighbor” account (comes with free shoes and smoking jacket)
- Leather briefcases, to carry fentanyl
..and the NUMBER ONE REQUEST FROM MIGRANTS NOW RESIDING at NEW YORK’S ONCE-POSH ROOSEVELT HOTEL is…
- Taylor Swift concert tickets
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