10 Brutus actually caught Caesar cheating at Texas Hold ‘Em the night before the “incident.”
- General Sherman never got over “that dang woman” who spurned him in Atlanta.
- Benedict Arnold would have remained loyal for a “North Face” jacket and tickets to “Hamilton.”
- Hillary once hurled a lamp at Judge Ken Starr, too.
- Manufacturers Hanover Bank turned Willie Sutton down for a 1930 home equity loan.
- While bartending, apolitical AOC always resented that one right-winger who didn’t tip.
- Richard Nixon once pranked Harry Truman by calling in a pizza order to the White House.
3. In 1096, maybe the Crusades could have been avoided if “Grand Mujaddid” Al-Ghazali hadn’t referred to Holy Roman Emperor Henry V as a “cheapskate” and “girly-man.”
- If only Louis XVI had agreed to that requested annual July barbeque for the peasants….
…. And the NUMBER ONE UNDERREPORTED “BREAKUP” in HISTORY is….
- In 2014, future-NY Attorney General Tish James was rejected for a role on ABC’s “The Apprentice.”
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