- DON’T STOP ‘TIL YOU GET ENOUGH
– Governors Newsom & Hochul want even more Medicaid spending
- IT’S TOO LATE
– The B-2s
- GO YOUR OWN WAY
– U. S. Senator John Fetterman sheds some of his radical past
- STAYIN’ ALIVE
– Supreme Leader Ali Khameni croons to Iran’s Guardian Council about better hiding places
- MOMMAS DON’T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO GET ELECTED
– A quartet of Moms wonder why being a doctor or lawyer isn’t enough
- WALK ON THE WILD SIDE
– In unique disguises, Governor Newsom & Mayor Karen Bass check out the arson & riots they unleashed upon L.A.
- BLACK MAGIC WOMAN
-Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett discovers that ‘special sauce’ to attract media attention with ever-more nutty statements
- KILLING ME SOFTLY
– Gov. Kathleen Hochul mulls over that awful Assisted Suicide Bill
- I’M A RAMBLIN’ MAN
– Joseph Biden warbles about his weekly “mansion-to-beach-to-CNN microphone” odyssey
…and the NUMBER ONE OLDIE REMASTERED for SUMMER 2025 LISTENING is…
- WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU
– U. S. Senator Christopher Van Hollen serenades Gang-Banger Kilmar Abrego Garcia
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