- VICE PRESIDENT DECLARES FOR PRESIDENT AT 11 AM ; Wraps up Nomination by Acclamation at 11:30, Bolstering “Democracy”
- EXCITEMENT IS UNPRECEDENTED —REMINISCENT OF BEATLEMANIA
- ATTACKS SEEKING TO LINK MS. HARRIS TO THE BORDER MUST AND WILL FAIL
- THAT “GIRL ON THE SCHOOLBUS” NOW PREPARES TO LEAD THE FREE WORLD
- THE “SIGNIFICANCE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME” SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE TO “K STREET” LOBBYISTS
- THAT ALLEGED “BAIL FUND FOR RIOTERS, ARSONISTS AND LOOTERS” MERELY SOUGHT TO ADVANCE SOCIAL JUSTICE
- DESPITE PRIVILEGED UPBRINGING, KAMALA HAS ALWAYS BATTLED MISOGYNISTS, RACISTS, OPPRESSORS
- “DEFUND” NEVER INTENDED AS CRITICISM OF THE POLICE, HARRIS DECLARES
- KAMALA DELIBERATELY FORGED IMAGE AS A “MODERATE” IN CALIFORNIA
…and the NUMBER ONE “KAMALA” HEADLINE WE FORESEE FROM YOUR NEUTRAL, LEGACY MEDIA THIS WEEK is…
- KAMALA HARRIS UNITES AMERICANS OF ALL RACES AND GENERATIONS
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