10. – OK, so there was no collusion. How about ”planning to consider conspiring to commit collusion?” – CNN
9. No indictments does not mean innocence. Suppose The Trump Foundation committed treason? – Cong. Adam Schiff
8. When Donald Trump interviewed Brett Kavanaugh, you don’t think they talked Russia? -Sen. Kamala Harris
7. You watch. They’re gonna serve borscht at the White House Mess this week. -NPR
6. Look at this photo of the President arriving in London on Aeroflot ! They couldn’t photo-shop, that, could they? – George Stephanopoulos
5. What on earth would we investigate Hillary for? – the New York Times
4. So there will be no indictments. Our committee now turns to investigating those dangerous, nasty Tweets. – Cong. Jerold Nadler
3. We will be committing staff to look into those Trump rallies in Moscow, Idaho and Russian River, California. -MSNBC
2. An unnamed source claims that the former Mrs. Putin may be living in the Lincoln bedroom. -Michael Moore
…and the NUMBER ONE ALREADY-PREPARED COMMENT PRIOR to the MUELLER REPORT’S RELEASE to the PUBLIC is:
1. My order for triple-secret-probation remains in force. – Dean Wormer
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