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- In charge of the (closed) southern border
- Tasked with reducing “gun violence” (President Biden’s 41-minute speech announcing Kamala as Czar never mentioned the word “crime.”)
- Overseeing the cost of energy
- In charge of pronouns (Just never say “we” the people)
- Directing all home attendants and necessary therapies for the President
- Driving that inflation reduction
- Advancing universal pre-natal care for “pregnant people”
- “Bird-dogging” nationwide round-up of “domestic terrorist” parents at PTA meetings
- In hot pursuit of on-the-lam “Catholic extremists” who oppose partial-birth abortion
…and the NUMBER ONE “CZAR/CZARINA” JOB THAT OUR KAMALA is SUCCESSFULLY JUGGLING is:
- Critically, she will determine whether “czar” or “czarina” is more politically correct
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