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TOP TEN “CZAR/ CZARINA” JOBS THAT OUR KAMALA is SUCCESSFULLY JUGGLING

(PLEASE NOTE: “Your Weekly American Top Ten list” will be on “hiatus” next week.  So there will be no “Top Ten” delivered on Oct. 9th.)

 

  1.  In charge of the (closed) southern border

 

  1.  Tasked with reducing “gun violence”   (President Biden’s 41-minute speech announcing Kamala as Czar never mentioned the word “crime.”)

 

  1. Overseeing the cost of energy

 

  1. In charge of pronouns   (Just never say “we” the people)

 

  1. Directing all home attendants and necessary therapies for the President

 

  1. Driving that inflation reduction

 

  1. Advancing universal pre-natal care for “pregnant people”

 

  1.  “Bird-dogging” nationwide round-up of “domestic terrorist” parents at PTA meetings

 

  1.  In hot pursuit of on-the-lam “Catholic extremists” who oppose partial-birth abortion

 

…and the NUMBER ONE “CZAR/CZARINA” JOB THAT OUR KAMALA is SUCCESSFULLY JUGGLING is:

 

  1.  Critically, she will determine whether “czar” or “czarina” is more politically correct

 

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