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TOP TEN ANDREW CUOMO “MEMOS to SELF” THIS WEEK:

10.  That meeting with Senator Majority Leader Andrea Cousins: don’t bring up ANY kind of poker

 9.  Taxes?    Where on earth would rich New Yorkers move to?

 8.  Check with Counsel: Is it OK to have a business meeting with female staffers in the mansion pool?

7.  Do not drive my 10-miles-per-gallon GTO muscle car to “Earth Week” ceremonies.  Leave GTO in mansion garage, pellegrino.

 6.  “It’s still Trump’s fault.”   “But it’s Bill DeBlasio’s fault, too.”

 5.  My promise of $15,000 for each migrant…    Check with staff:  what if Canadians start coming over for it?

 4.  Remember:  bring baked goods for that nursing home visit.  They’ll love me!

 3.   Put the “nipple ring” controversy to rest:   wear a jacket, guy.

 2.  Be sure security detail is beefed up for my “More Gun Control” outdoor news conference.

…and the NUMBER ONE ANDREW CUOMO “MEMO to SELF” THIS WEEK is:

 1.  Arrange nice photo op with female legislators.  Convey charming best “non-predator” smile.

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