- “Sure I know what it means. It means the subway from the East River to that sea by Coney Island.”
- “Of course I’m a student. Today, I learned that crime has no consequences here.”
- ” Don’t TAZE me, bro!” (Uttered to a college maintenance guy…)
- “If we call this squatting, can we stay longer?”
- “Palestine? Isn’t that place in Ohio that Biden won’t visit?”
- “This is the bravest thing I’ve done since switching genders twice in one month.”
- “You sayin’ that expulsion really means expulsion?”
- “Sarge, you were right. They don’t shower at all.”
- “I’m here for the weed.”
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD DURING POLICE ACTIONS to REMOVE VANDALS from the COLUMBIA and C.C.N.Y. CAMPUSES is:
- “Thank you, Mr. Soros. But should the tents all be identical?”
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