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TOP TEN VERY LATEST REVELATIONS FROM the HUNTER LAPTOP

  1. Grainy photo reveals Joseph Biden with a 5-inch wad of Ukrainian Hrvynian currency in his fist.

 

  1. Kamala openly admired Catherine the Great’s priceless diamond earrings, as modeled by Dr. Jill.

 

  1. When his cash income exceeded $4 million one year, Hunter condemned Obama-Biden income tax rates with compound cuss’ words.

 

  1. The Biden family has actually been grifting for seven generations.

 

  1.  Even during a sound asleep, Hunter denounces the New York Post, with salty language and volume.

 

  1. Crack-cocaine appears to carbonate ordinary beverages.

 

  1.  It takes a special man to look his best wearing only a kerchief.

 

  1.   A great-great-uncle Biden was nicknamed “That Dang Swindler” by U.S. Senator Roscoe Conkling in 1881.

 

  1.   Hunter narrates a short, 3-minute video on “how to cheat at blackjack.”

 

…and the VERY LATEST REVELATION FROM the HUNTER LAPTOP is…

 

  1.  As Indian Prime Minister Norenda Modi arrived for the White House state dinner, a man from a Delaware-based insurance agency approached him about needing “protection” for the Taj Mahal.      

 

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