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TOP TEN MOST SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

 

      10. Chuckling, salivating Xi Jinping, holding glossy 8 x 10s of  “usefuls” Biden, Harris and Gavin Newsom.

 

  1. “Migrant fugitive” costume, including US Treasury check, free phone, Medicaid card, free housing voucher, black-market revolver, and a “Majorkas for President” button

 

  1. “Cackling Kamala,” with broomstick and smaller, personal nuclear football

 

  1. Star Trek “Evil Queen” pants suit, with your choice of AOC, Hillary Clinton or Rashida Tlaib visage

 

  1. Special father/son costume package, featuring Fidel Castro and Justin Trudeau.   For extra Halloween fun, dress Justin in the green fatigues

 

  1. Tax-chugging Kathy “Ms. Dracula” Hochul black cape and mask

 

  1. “Hangin’” Merrick Garland mask, with “See no Biden Crimes” blinders and an electric chair for Republican defendants

 

  1. “Oversized Hands” costume, with your choice of Andrew Cuomo or Bill Clinton mask

 

      2.  Nancy Pelosi “Confused Alien” costume and mask

 

…. and the NUMBER ONE MOST SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME is…

 

  1. Frightening “Delaware Zombie,” festooned with electrodes, hair plugs and stack of executive orders

 

 

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