- She made it to the border!
- Kamala’s pronouns are the same as yours.
- Free Federal birthing midwives for all pregnant men!
- Together, we can bail out more arsonists.
- Without Kamala, Joseph Biden just won’t find his way.
- For Kamala, crime is personal. As D.A. in San Francisco, she caused lots of it.
- There’s a “significance to the passage of time.” Vote Kamala.
- They tell me I’m Joe Biden’s best insurance policy!
- I love school buses, don’t you? I am your “education vice president.”
…and the NUMBER ONE POTENTIAL TV TAG LINE for TV ADS URGING KAMALA to REMAIN on the 2024 TICKET is…
- You have a binary choice: ME, or the folks supporting slavery in 2024.
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