- “On Fetterman, On Warnock” — Chuck Schumer can’t believe he has a majority
9. “Cuomo the Fake News Reindeer” — despite 2022, yet another “news” channel hands him a big payday anchor job
- “I’ve Got This Jan. 6th Report to Keep me Warm” – a former president considers a bonfire
- “Rockin’ Around the National Debt” – $32 trillion in arrears means coal-in-the- stocking for future Christmas taxpayers.
- “I’m Dreaming of a White Supremacist” — The White House Press Corps Chorale
- “All I Want for Christmas is Gas“ – Former European BFFs of Vladimir
4. “Signatures” – petition-gatherers sing to the melody of “Silver Bells”
- “Ballots Roasting O’er an Open Fire” – our Christmas prayer: one person, one vote
- “Silent Night” – Mainstream media fails to report on the gargantuan scandal of FBI leaders promoting falsehoods worldwide through their allies at Twitter
…and the NUMBER ONE HOLIDAY SONG WE’D LIKE to HEAR is…
- “We Three Kings” – gifts from wealthy influence-seekers in China, Russia and Ukraine arrive to warm the hearts of “the Big Guy” and all Bidens
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