10. During deployment to NATO’s eastern frontier, ensure that American
transgender personnel have vital facilities, clothing and support.
9. Negotiate furiously with the Kremlin for that Trump hotel tape.
8. Extend Federal Deposit Insurance to Hunter’s banking and brokerage accounts in Ukraine.
7. Uncover roots of the name “Psaki.”
6. Priority in training Ukrainian military: got to include Critical Race Theory.
5. Deal: If Ukes repel invasion, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov must vacation at Disneyworld.
4. Fox News Channel’s Peter Doocey heads to Vladivostok, and the Stolychnaya recipe comes to the Biden family.
3. Get Vlad to stop development of his new “ultrasonic” missile….. then, he gets to host Super Bowls 57 and 59 in Sochi.
2. All vehicles, aircraft and ships transporting NATO troops must be certified carbon-neutral.
…and the NUMBER ONE JOSEPH BIDEN STRATEGIC GOAL in EASTERN EUROPE is…
1. In return for not expanding NATO, Vlad will introduce Hunter to five of Aeroflot’s prime flight attendants.
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