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TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN ACHIEVEMENTS in EUROPE

10. Showed off Dr. Jill’s new Air Force One drapes to the Euro-media.​

9. At the Geneva geyser, he asked:   “Are we still in Yellowstone?”

8. During principals-only meeting,  extricate​d​ self from Vladimir’s head lock.

7. ​ Gave himself the best​ free​ vacation of his life​.​

6. ​Courageously condemned that French​ guy​ who slapped ​President Macron.

5.​ Adding to Joe’s “Please Don’t Hack These, Mr. Putin” list, Vlad agreed to exempt a special Delaware​ ice cream parlor.

4.  Learned how to pronounce “garcon.”

3.  Checked with Kamala to get her take on another “Nukes-for-Cash” deal.​

2.  Hair plugs were on good behavior during windswept G-7 photo-op.

…and the NUMBER ONE JOSEPH BIDEN ACHIEVEMENT in EUROPE is:

1. ​ On meeting Mrs. Boris (Carrie) Johnson, he stifled his desire to say:  “Hello again, Maggie.”

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