10. Showed off Dr. Jill’s new Air Force One drapes to the Euro-media.
9. At the Geneva geyser, he asked: “Are we still in Yellowstone?”
8. During principals-only meeting, extricated self from Vladimir’s head lock.
7. Gave himself the best free vacation of his life.
6. Courageously condemned that French guy who slapped President Macron.
5. Adding to Joe’s “Please Don’t Hack These, Mr. Putin” list, Vlad agreed to exempt a special Delaware ice cream parlor.
4. Learned how to pronounce “garcon.”
3. Checked with Kamala to get her take on another “Nukes-for-Cash” deal.
2. Hair plugs were on good behavior during windswept G-7 photo-op.
…and the NUMBER ONE JOSEPH BIDEN ACHIEVEMENT in EUROPE is:
1. On meeting Mrs. Boris (Carrie) Johnson, he stifled his desire to say: “Hello again, Maggie.”
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