- The “smoking lounge” for members will be re-opened …. but only to pot users. – Hakeem
- One House session per month will be convened in Eagle Pass, Texas. – Byron
- They nominated me for WHAT? – Donald
- OK, we will have to vote in person. But that could be from the Capitol Yoga Class. – Hakeem
- Of course the Cheyenne Mountain NORAD Base should be renamed for Lauren Boebert. -Kevin
- The 21st tourist to visit the House Cannon Building each Monday will be able to trigger a “motion to remove the Speaker.” -Matt
- As part of the “House Wellness” program, Statuary Hall will be home to the new “Andy Biggs Hot Tub & Spa.” -Kevin
- By special arrangement, but after midnight, Air Force Two will be requisitioned for a lucky member’s flight back to “their” district. – Hakeem
- That great Christy painting of the “Framers at Independence Hall?” We can photo-shop your likeness between Hamilton & Madison…. IF you are the deciding vote. –Kevin
…and the NUMBER ONE SECRET PROMISE to OBTAIN VOTES for SPEAKER of the HOUSE is…
- Who wants to be the new spokesman for “My Pillow?” -Chip
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