10. 19% of voters have confused Zohran with Adam Sandler’s role as “the Zohan”
- 23% of independents don’t think Andrew Cuomo “looks his best” in a red beret
- 100% of refugees from Cuba and the former USSR oppose government-run supermarkets
- Only 17% of Bronxites correctly knew that Curtis Sliwa stands for ” tax cuts, support for police and animal rights”
- 72% of those currently accused of violent felonies favor “de-funding the police”
- Asked of MTA bus fare-beaters, 76% support “free” mass transit
- 41% of New Yorkers who favor the vague concept of “socialism” admit they got such ideas from their high school teachers
- 17% stated that a “Mamdani” is “an overpriced falafel,” while 32% said “Mamdani” will “mean the end of freedom” in our city
- 31% correctly identified Eric Adams as the current mayor , but 6% believe he is the grandson of John Quincy Adams
… and the NUMBER ONE “DEEPER DIVE INTO POLLING ABOUT NYC’S MAYORAL ELECTION is…
- 98% of New Yorkers who favor “freezing the rent” do NOT support freezing their own incomes
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