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10. Why wait? Call for the immediate abolition of the gasoline-powered engine. Hold your “press avail” at the Indianapolis 500.
9. Find and announce another five genders.
8. When comparing air-conditioned processing centers for illegals to Nazi death camps, be brave and do so at a gathering of Holocaust survivors.
7. Try to reclaim a former stronghold of Democrat voters. Hold your next “Green New Deal” news conference outside the Marshal County Coal Mine in West Virginia.
6. If your government health plan is enacted, tell us if Medicare will go bankrupt before Congresswoman Ocasio becomes eligible to run for president (2024).
5. Historically, ladies, how often does “democratic” socialism remain democratic?
4. Kindly explain how criticism of ideas equals racism.
3. Of course “the Squad” has ideas on dealing with the Strait of Hormuz, nukes in Korea, the South China Sea and eastern Ukraine. Back to-ya in a minute.
2. Prank Speaker Pelosi by wearing your Antifa masks on the floor of the House.
…and the NUMBER ONE WAY the FOUR RADICAL CONGRESSWOMEN can PROMOTE THEIR “PROGRESSIVE” AGENDA is:
1. As soon as US Senator Mazie Hirono lands in Honolulu’s Daniel K. Inouye Airport, make good on your promise to shut down airplane travel.
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