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TOP TEN UNLIKELY NEW YEAR’S GIFTS FROM KIM JONG-UN

10. 6 month subscription to Newsmax

9. A romantic weekend in the DMZ barracks ​(including welcome cocktail party)

8. Prussian blue dress shirts with nicely​​ complementing solid red Trump ties

7. Joint naval maneuvers with Japan

6. A show of Kim’s own slam-dunking skills (adjustable basket height may be required)​

5. Complete freedom for reporters and news organizations

4. Political parties legalized this week

​ 3. New microwavable Kim-Chee TV dinners from Swanson/Pyong Yang

2. No charge for Fox News Channel in all North Korean hotel rooms

…and the NUMBER ONE UNLIKELY NEW YEAR’S GIFT from KIM JONG-UN is:

1. Will offer nuke-free Korea in exchange for three all-night produce stands in Flushing, NY

Once again : Happy 2020!!

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