10. For Governors Kathy Hochul, Tim Walz, J. B. Pritzker and Gavin Newsom: Your own camels, so you can lead by example and avoid the use of “fossil fuel” guzzling stretch limousines.
9. A box of 40 assorted, “diverse” scorpions to scatter at selected Congressional hearings.
8. For Kamala, a case of illegal “Saudi Moonshine.”
- For Iranian Supreme Leader Al Khamenei : Plastic models of the US Air Force’s B-21 bomber and F-35 fighter jet, so he can track which plane is which next month over the skies of Teheran.
- For Hunter Biden, the book “Grifting Opportunities in the Red Sea Region.”
- For gullible members of theWhite House Press Corps: Souvenir “snow globes,” depicting a blizzard in 130-degree Abu Dhabi.
- For US Senator Mazie Hirono (D-Hawaii): A body-slimming “Swimwear Burqua,” meant-to-impress at Waikiki Beach.
- For Hakeen Jeffries: An airport T-shirt reading…. “I Went All the Way to Qatar and Only Scored a Free Piper Cub Airplane.”
2. For Various Gen-Xers: Your Own “Pet Rock” from the Arabian Desert (Hey, remember, these guys only allowed some women to drive in 2018! ).
…and the NUMBER ONE “UNDERREPORTED” GIFT RECEIVED from the MIDDLE EAST this SPRING is…
- For Joseph Biden & Charles Schumer: Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman “gifted” the same red & white checkered head covering (a “Kufiya”) that he wears in public. This way, they’ll never have to get their Federal “hair plugs” tuned up, ever again.
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