10. Mr. Trump, if re-elected, how rapidly will you move this nation toward pure fascism?
9. Mr. Biden, what powers of persuasion did you deploy to turn Senator Harris into such a starry-eyed enthusiast of yours?
8. Mr. President, would a million COVID deaths be acceptable to you?
7. Joe, based on the experience he’s gained in Ukraine and China, do you agree that Hunter has the “creds” to be our Secretary of State?
6. Sir, haven’t your comments from the White House podium stoked the righteous passions of all those peaceful protesters?
5. Mr. Vice President, why is it so important for you to condemn Antifa or BLM rioters? Nobody’s ever asked you to denounce Hitler or Charles Manson, have they?
4. Mr. Trump, why is your opponent wrong for merely opposing racism and demanding safety for all Americans?
3. The policy of the Democratic platform and elected leaders across the nation is to allow abortion right up to the moment of birth. Joe, you’re a good Catholic, aren’t you?
2. Mr. President, your mother emigrated from Scotland. How can you hate immigrants?
…and the NUMBER ONE QUESTION THAT CAN DEMONSTRATE “MODERATOR FAIRNESS” in the UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES is…
1. Joe… Joe… (Hey, will someone wake this guy up??) I’m only trying to ask you a leading, softball question.
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