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10. In a playful moment, she was spotted tossing Joe’s “nuclear football” around with Tony (Blinken) and Susie (Rice)…
9. Kam can now speak extemporaneously on her favorite topic, “the significance of the passage of time.”
8. Turnover on her VP staff has slowed down to 50% this week.
7. Kamala has properly identified Mom & Pop gas station owners (plus Putin, naturally) as the true sources of crushing Bidenflation.
6. In solidarity with elected Rhode Island Democrats, her press office is developing a new “twerking” video.
5. The best way to drive Vladimir, Xi, the Mullahs and Kim Jong-un truly bat-crazy? Kamala’s scary cackling laugh!
4, Border security? Another problem solved!
3. Knows that every problem can be solved with more Federal spending and taxes.
2. Don’t call them illegal migrants… they’re just new voters.
…and the NUMBER ONE SIGN that KAMALA is READY for her PROMOTION to the “BIG JOB” is…
1. Wait! if Kamala is a” birthing person” now, is she still the first woman vice president?
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