- “Sanford & Offspring” – Fred Sanford loses time from his junkyard business as he accommodates two children who’ve transitioned to and back from multiple genders.
- “FBI Most Wanted” – Peter Strzok, Jim Comey and Lisa Page hand Secretary Clinton a sledgehammer to enable wanton destruction of hard drives, while they stage an armed raid on Larry Kudlow after 2020 surveillance footage reveals him in conversation with a smoker on Federal property.
8. “Big Little Lies” — After years of bald-faced lying, Congressman Adam Schiff is lionized by fellow House Dems, praised by mainstream media, awarded a “Genius” grant, and handed the nomination for U.S. Senator from California.
7. “Freaks and Geeks” — Seeking a 2024 convention that “looks like America,” the Democrat National Committee begins appointing delegates from every possible identity group, including transgender vegan Samoan sorcerers and “Progressives for Sasquatch.”
- “Wheel of Fortune” – Alejandro Majorkas replaces Pat Sajak, as migrants spin the big wheel to see who gets to live in Palm Springs, and who may return to Martha’s Vineyard. Consolation prize: a migrant contestant gets to simply stay put in his luxury Manhattan hotel.
- “Blue Biden Bloods” – Four generations of the Biden Crime Family meet at the dinner table each week to compare booty they’ve hauled back from foreign influence peddlers. Legal consequences are never a consideration, not in the slightest.
- “Seinfeld 2.0” — This re-boot of the once-comedic series is now a mystery-sci-fi-drama, as woke network censors prevent Jerry and his neighbors from saying anything funny that could be “triggering.”
- “Naked and Afraid” — The program moves to the White House Rose Garden, where synthetically and naturally blessed exhibitionists pose with the President prior to revealing way too much for the cameras.
- “Mr. Bragg’s Neighborhood” — The Manhattan District Attorney dons a welcoming, warm cardigan sweater as he comforts children in the studio, telling them “not to worry” about the blood-curdling screams, gun shots, explosions and sounds of humans stampeding just outside the doors.
…and the NUMBER ONE NEW TELEVISION PROGRAM BEING CONSIDERED for a “WOKE” FALL SEASON is…
- “Better Call Merrick” — As Congressional investigators look at stunning crimes ignored by the FBI and Justice Deparment, Joseph phones his personal legal “fixer” to make sure his political opponents are raided and indicted.
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