Your Weekly American Top Ten List

10.  ASSISTANT TACTICAL DISINFORMATION PURVEYOR

9. NORTH AMERICAN PEOPLE RECRUITER, (Eccentrics & Piercings Division)

8.   ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MANAGING EDITOR (Humans are welcome to apply)

7.    DEPUTY SUSTAINABILITY MANAGER, (Celebrity Private Jets Fleet)

6.    DIVERSITY of THOUGHT and OPINION SENTINEL​  (Wait, we don’t have a job like that here…)

5.   COORDINATOR of EQUITY RE-EDUCATION and NUCLEAR WASTE DISPOSAL

4.   CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE OFFICER and DIRECTOR OF EMPLOYEE “TASER” TRAINING

​  3.     VICE PRESIDENT for ADVANCED SALES and GLOBAL TRANSGENDER REPARATIONS

2.   EXECUTIVE ARBITRATOR for EMPLOYEE MICROAGGRESSION RESOLUTIONS

…and the NUMBER ONE EMERGING MANAGEMENT TITLE of 2025 is:

1.     CHIEF OBFUSCATION OFFICER

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10. DON’T STOP ‘TIL YOU GET ENOUGH

          – Governors Newsom & Hochul want even more Medicaid spending

9. IT’S TOO LATE

                   – The B-2s

8. GO YOUR OWN WAY

              – U. S. Senator John Fetterman sheds some of his radical past

7.   STAYIN’ ALIVE

              – Supreme Leader Ali Khameni croons to Iran’s Guardian Council about better hiding places

6. MOMMAS DON’T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO GET ELECTED

      –   A quartet of Moms wonder why being a doctor or lawyer isn’t enough

5. WALK ON THE WILD SIDE

–  In unique disguises, Governor Newsom & Mayor Karen Bass check out the arson & riots they unleashed upon L.A.

4. BLACK MAGIC WOMAN

-Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett discovers that ‘special sauce’ to attract media attention with ever-more nutty statements

3. KILLING ME SOFTLY

             – Gov. Kathleen Hochul mulls over that awful Assisted Suicide Bill

2. I’M A RAMBLIN’ MAN

               – Joseph Biden warbles about his weekly “mansion-to-beach-to-CNN microphone” odyssey

…and the NUMBER ONE OLDIE REMASTERED for SUMMER 2025 LISTENING is…

1. WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU

              – U. S. Senator Christopher Van Hollen serenades Gang-Banger Kilmar Abrego Garcia

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Most observers are concerned about the potential for dramatic job losses due to Artificial Intelligence and related technologies.  The most likely occupations to be threatened are those with “predictable work processes and near-certain, foreseeable job results.”   Hence, this list.

10. New York Times editor

9. Anti -I.C.E.  “protester”

8.  Joy Behar

7.  Leonardo diCaprio’s private jet captain (auto-pilot always set toward the next Global Warming Conference)

6.  Al Sharpton

5.    General Secretary of the United Nations

4.    CNN host

3.   Majorities in the San Francisco and New York City Councils…

2.     Keith Olbermann

…and the TOP SURPRISING JOBS THAT COULD BE LOST DUE to ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE and RELATED TECHNOLOGIES  are….

1.  All U. S. Senators from Massachusetts, New York, Illinois and California.

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10   Brutus actually caught Caesar cheating at Texas Hold ‘Em the night before the “incident.”

9.  General Sherman never got over “that dang woman” who spurned him in Atlanta.

8. Benedict Arnold would have remained loyal for a “North Face” jacket and tickets to “Hamilton.”

7.   Hillary once hurled a lamp at Judge Ken Starr, too.

6.  Manufacturers Hanover Bank turned Willie Sutton down for a 1930 home equity loan.

5.  While bartending, apolitical AOC always resented that one right-winger who didn’t tip.

4.    Richard Nixon once pranked Harry Truman by calling in a pizza order to the White House.

  3.   In 1096, maybe the Crusades could have been avoided if “Grand Mujaddid” Al-Ghazali hadn’t referred to Holy Roman Emperor Henry V as a “cheapskate” and “girly-man.”

2.    If only Louis XVI had agreed to that requested annual July barbeque for the peasants….

…. And the NUMBER ONE UNDERREPORTED “BREAKUP” in HISTORY is….

1. In 2014,  future-NY Attorney General Tish James was rejected for a role on ABC’s “The Apprentice.”

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10. ” Spartacus​ and Transgender Ideology in One Senator.”   (Re-elect ​SenatorCory Booker​, D-NJ)

9.   “OK,  he’s a goober.  But he’s OUR Goober.”     (Re-elect ​Senator Lindsey Graham​, R-SC)

8.   “Full-speed ahead on wind turbines off Cape Cod.   It’s donors over ​endangered whales.” (Re-elect ​Senator Ed Markey​, D-MA)

7.  “Either vote for him​… or ​get in the cage ​with him.”      (Re-elect ​Senator Markwayne Mullin​, R-OK)

6.    “Count on me to keep splainin​‘ what the heck Biden is doing.”     (Re-elect ​Senator Chris Coons​, D-DE)

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5.    “He solved the gas shortage before.   He’ll do it again.”     (Re-elect Congressman Eric Swalwell, D-CA)

4.  (To the tune of scouting song ‘Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt’:) “John Liberal Hickenlooper, hey!  He votes for taxes, yay !”    (Re-elect Senator John Hickenlooper, D-CO)

3. “Before you Move out of New York, Please Suffer a Few Months Longer to Re-Elect Your Governor, Kathy Hochul.”   (Re-Elect Governor Kathleen Hochul, D-NY)

​    2.   “If You are Really High, She Begins to Make Sense to You.”   (Re-elect Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett, D-TX)

…and the NUMBER ONE EARLY, “TRIAL BALLOON” CAMPAIGN SLOGANS for 2026 is…

1. “Rhode Islanders, I am laser-focused on your #1 issue:  Russia-collusion.”    (Re-elect​ Senator Jack Reed​, D-RI)

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