10. The White House approved only 3 VIP White House tours for Congressman Swallwell.
9. In firing James Comey, the President is on tape shouting “… and don’t let the door hit you….”
8. Governor Andrew Cuomo can disband the entire Moreland Commission investigating public corruption. But if the President just THINKS about firing a counsel … that’s impeachable!
7. Mr. Trump just wouldn’t take John Brennan’s word on things.
6. The President had the audacity to call Rep. Adam Schiff a “pencil neck.” Ain’t that right, Shifty?
5. Him using that word “hoax” has got to be a high crime, if not a misdemeanor.
4. While renting at “Trump Village” in 1977, Manhattan Congressman Jerry Nadler had to call three times about a leaky faucet.
3. This House must carry on the relentless “investigative” work of Jim Acosta, Rachel Maddow, Charles Blow and Brian Williams.
2. Just look at this “collusion” message hidden within a Roger Stone tattoo.
…and the NUMBER ONE SECRET ARTICLE of IMPEACHMENT BEING PREPARED by “PROGRESSIVE” HOUSE MEMBERS is:
1. Mar-a-Lago just would not offer Joe Biden his usual free room upgrade.
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