TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD DURING “THAT SENATOR’S” TRIP TO EL SALVADOR

10. They tell me that if a Baltimore teen has an “MS-13” shirt, he has pride in his “Middle School.”

9. Abrego, if I may call you that, sir…    You would never raise your hand in anger against a woman, would you?

8.  Kilmar Abrego Garcia….   Kilmar Abrego Garcia…    I love how lyrical that sounds.   Did you ever play for the Orioles?

7.  I am filing a bill next week to rename Francis Scott Key National Monument in Baltimore as “Kilmar Abrego Garcia National Recreation Area.”

6.  Kilmar Abrego means “tender father” in English, does it not?

5.   Do they serve margaritas to the general prison population here?

4.  OK, Mr. Garcia.    They are moving you to your own quarters for now.     Can I come over and watch HBO tonight?

3.  One beautiful thing about being a U.S. Senator, sir, is that long-sleeve dress shirts cover any and all gang tattoos.

2. “Tren de Aragua” really refers to the “A” train in New York, I’m told.

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD DURING “THAT SENATOR’S” TRIP to EL SALVADOR is…

1. What the heck kind of progressive are you, flying commercial instead ofprivate ??

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