10. Trickster alters Joe’s teleprompter to keep repeating: “I’m not in Wilmington anymore…. I’m not in Wilmington any more…”
9. President shouts “I am speaking!” even when alone in the Oval Office.
8. Vice President taunts Joe by using the nuclear football to play “pickle in the middle.”
7. Even Dr. Jill refers to the “Harris administration.”
6. Stimulus checks are prioritized for looters bailed out by Kamala in Minneapolis.
5. Vice President informs Joe that with his new gender rules, he can declare himself the first female president
4. Joe requisitions Air Force One only if Kamala isn’t heading out of town.
3. During 3AM trip to the bathroom, Joe bumps into Kamala, busy delivering “to do” memos to staff.
2. As Marine Corps band plays “Hail to the Chief,” Kamala jumps out of her seat, clenched fist in the air.
….and the NUMBER ONE TIP-OFF that KAMALA is REALLY in CHARGE is:
1. Arguing for passage of HR 1, Vice President declares that “death ought not be an impediment to voting.”
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