10. Keep practicing: “ZEE – know – PHO – bee – uh” … ” ZEE – know – PHO – bee – uh…”
9. It’s exactly 14 steps up from the basement to the ice maker. So here’s my 14 point plan where you can actually keep your doctor.
8. These AOC talking points for halting air travel and gas-powered cars… That wouldn’t include Air Force One and my limos… would it?
7. Pull together a plan for ending the Vietnam war.
6. Wow, these hair plugs do need a tune-up before my convention speech. How ’bout rainbow colors?
5. How else can I say “tax hike?” “Contribution?” “Patriotic gift?”
4. Attack Justice Clarence Thomas again.
3. What’s my plan if President Trump actually meets me behind that gym?
2. I can see Hunter as an ambassador, can’t you?
…and the NUMBER ONE CHECKLIST ITEM for JOSEPH BIDEN this WEEK is:
1. Sure, I’m all for debating. How about five lightning rounds on the topic of Delaware rest stops?
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