10. “Equity” — In most instances, the opposite of equal opportunity.
9. “Health Care” — Terminating life in utero, and even after live birth.
8. “Gun Safety” — Mandatory “buy backs” for non-criminals.
7. “Circle back” — We will provide the information you requested, like maybe, but on our schedule, not yours.
6. “Pandemic relief” — Necessary trillions to subsidize $100,000+ government pensions in NY, CAL and ILL; funeral costs for illegals who expire on US soil; renovating the Kennedy Center; and more fun Solyndra projects!
5. “Retraining” — Eventually, you can build solar panels in a faraway state, at a fraction of the construction job salary we just terminated.
4. “Fair share” — Dude, you’re working for us now. And do you really need that second property or your own BMW?
3. “Climate change” — An existential threat to humankind, requiring fleets of private jets and stretch limousines to reverse.
2. “Voter suppression” — Calling for identification and signatures prior to certifying a citizen’s right to vote. In close elections, suppression can be triggered by a forecast of cloudy weather.
…and the TOP WATCHWORDS for the BIDEN ERA are….
1. “Constructive engagement” – Apology Tour 2021 begins with sending taxpayer billions to the mullahs in Iran, in exchange for platitudes about nuclear research and a case of stuffed grape leaves.
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