- So, American personnel in the middle east are being moved elsewhere? Are they sunbathing on our Caspian beaches?
- How did this Taco Bell delivery guy get past security?
- Suppose we sent our turbans out for cleaning, and “donned” MAGA hats for a while? LOL
- No, I didn’t sleep well, either.
- Most holy and supreme leader, we would never evacuate you to Greenland.
- If I can even find a flight, would you prefer Moscow, St. Petersburg, Havana or Pyong Yang? Not too many mosques anywhere.
- Is there any caviar left?
- You think that dang Trump knows exactly where we are? Or that I am drinking sinful alcohol right now?
- I heard that the Shah’s son really likes the view from my office.
…and the NUMBER ONE INTERCEPTED TEXT MESSAGE AMONG IRANIAN “LEADERS” is…
- Suppose we stopped hanging & shooting people and relaxed the dress code?
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