9. Create a “Truth or Dare” segment, featuring Geraldo Rivera wiring up Adam Schiff to the very latest lie detector equipment.
8. Whenever a lie is detected, Nancy Pelosi is dunked into a large pool of cold water.
7. Switch TV hearings to Fox News, sponsored by “No-Doz.”
6. Pay whatever is required to bring back Bob Barker and Vin Scully as co-hosts…
5. Provide live coverage from wherever Hunter is hanging out.
4. Encourage Adam Kinzinger to cry throughout the entire series of shows.
3. During obligatory 15-minute recess, televise video of Kamala updating the nation on all her successes at the southern border.
2. Post an “inflation calculator” in lower corner of the TV screen, showing Americans the shrinkage in their paychecks and savings, minute-by-minute.
…and the NUMBER ONE IDEA to IMPROVE the TV RATINGS for the DEMOCRATS’ JAN. 6th “HEARINGS” / SHOW TRIAL is:
1. For the grand finale, Committee Chairman Bennie Thompson and Joseph Biden reprise their famous “tumbling jugglers” routine, before viewers doze off.
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