10. If we fly over the Rio Grande today, that’s visiting the border, isn’t it?
9. What the heck are we building back better, anyway, man?
8. What’s that drug called again? Viagra? Prevagen?
7. Warm milk, please.
6. That Macron guy who’s all in a tizzy… he lives in France?
5. If government shuts down, can we still land the plane?
4. Can we stop in Wilmington for ice cream?
3. Is Jill really a doctor?
2. How can we test out that nuclear football up here?
…and the NUMBER ONE QUESTION DIRECTED to the SUPERVISING FLIGHT ATTENDANT on AIR FORCE ONE this MONTH is:
1. Are these pictures of Hunter and ”friends” on my screen again ?
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