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TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE SEEING THIS WEEK:


10.  HUNTER BIDEN ART EXHIBIT PROVIDES LATEST VENUE TO PEDDLE INFLUENCE WITH WHITE HOUSE   
– Newark Times

 9.  “I KNOW HE’S CRAZY, BUT I AM STUCK WITH HIM,” PRESIDENT SAYS ABOUT BERNIE, ACCORDING TO INSIDERS   – Chattanooga Globe

 8.  AOC, SENATORS WARREN AND KLOBUCHAR RIVAL HILLARY IN ABUSING STAFF, SAY ANONYMOUS SOURCES  -Bronx Post-Intelligencer

 7.  DURING COGNITIVE TEST, PRESIDENT CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE AMONG BILLION, TRILLION AND GAZILLION     – Houston Sun-Times

 6.  DELAYED TRANSLATION OF WHITE HOUSE PHONE CALL REVEALS CHINESE PRESIDENT XI ASKING: “SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?”        – Los Angeles Herald Mirror

 5.   VICE PRESIDENT HAD NO IDEA RIO GRANDE WAS A RIVER UNTIL VIEWING IT FROM 35, 000 FEET      – San Antonio Delta Republican

 4.  BRITISH PM CLAIMS THAT PRESIDENT “ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP ON ME” DURING TRANSATLANTIC PHONE CALL   – BBC London

 3. HARRY AND MEGAN CONDEMN SHATNER’S LOW CARBON SPACE FLIGHT VIA FAX MACHINE FROM THEIR PRIVATE JET      – Entertainment Fortnightly

2. PRESIDENTIAL BROTHER JIM SEEN SCHOOLING SCHUMER ON MONETIZING HIS GOVERNMENT SERVICE    – Chicago Plain Dealer

…and the NUMBER ONE HEADLINE WE WON’T BE SEEING THIS WEEK is:

 1.   SURVEY OF AMERICANS SELECTS “THE BORDER IS CLOSED” AS NUMBER ONE LIE OF 2021           – New York Inquirer and Pennysaver

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