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TOP TEN SURPRISING RESULTS FROM THIS WEEK’S POLLING RESULTS:

10. Among likely Joe Biden voters, 34% want him, if elected, to continue operating from his Delaware basement.

 9.  In New Jersey, incumbent U.S. Senator Cory Booker only outpolls Spartacus, 48-45%.

 8.  On Staten Island, NY, 54% of registered voters agree that “Mayor DeBlasio has done more to damage NYC than the virus.”

 7. On the west side of Manhattan, 52% of adults like this “Re-elect Rep. Jerrold Nadler” slogan:

“Our Jerry:  He was impeaching while Wuhan was screeching.”

 6. Fully 62% of Delaware voters want “Senator Chris Coons to do more to assist poor Mr. Biden in his basement.”

5. 71% of self-identified independents believe that “if they debate, Trump will actually put Biden in a headlock.”

 4.   41% of Rhode Islanders are voting to re-elect Senator Jack Reed because they believe he was a Major League outfielder.

 3.  73% of adult Oklahomans support early release for “Tiger King” Joe Exotic….    but only if he is replaced in prison by Hillary.

 2.  Among voters who “support Nancy Pelosi’s $3 trillion stimulus plan,” 62% cannot differentiate among “a trillion, a megazillion and a gazillion” dollars.

.and the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING RESULT FROM THIS WEEK’S POLLING RESULTS is

1. A national survey asked 952 respondents about their faith in the “truthfulness of the following list of institutions and individuals”

Percentage of those who believe in the truthfulness of:

         –59%   – Professional wrestling

         –38%   -Lawyers

         –19%    -Speaker Nancy Pelosi

         –15%    -Three-Card Monte sharks

         –11%     -CNN

         —9%     -Michael Avenatti

         —8%     -MSNBC

         —7%      -the New York Times

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