10. You still haven’t heard about Hunter’s laptop.
9. Visitors to your home are greeted by a bust of Brian Stelter.
8. You say: Thank you for fighting inflation, Joseph Biden.
7. That Homeland Security guy says the border is at peace.
6. Russian gas pipeline = good, Keystone pipeline = bad.
5. Illegal migrants need all that baby formula.
4. Of course Kamala is ready to run the country.
3. You are passionate about women’s rights… but can’t define “woman.”
2. Y’know, there’s a good side to $7 gasoline.
…and the NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE BEEN RELYING on the TIMES and CNN for YOUR NEWS is:
- Your greatest fear is being perceived as “transphobic.”
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