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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’VE BEEN RELYING on the TIMES and CNN for YOUR NEWS….

10.  You still haven’t heard about Hunter’s laptop.

 9.  Visitors to your home are greeted by a bust of Brian Stelter.

 8.  You say: Thank you for fighting inflation, Joseph Biden.

 7.    That Homeland Security guy says the border is at peace.

 6.   Russian gas pipeline = good, Keystone pipeline = bad.

 5.    Illegal migrants need all that baby formula.

 4.   Of course Kamala is ready to run the country.

 3.     You are passionate about women’s rights…   but can’t define “woman.”

​ 2.     Y’know, there’s a good side to $7 gasoline.​

…and the NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE BEEN RELYING on the TIMES and CNN for YOUR NEWS is:

  1. Your greatest fear is being perceived as “transphobic.”

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