- “No, that box has my cash payments from China and Russia.”
- “Mr. President? Mr. President? No, that means you, sir.”
- “Look, my Corvette never got stolen.”
- “Just because you raided Melania’s undies, don’t get fresh here, Sonny Boy.”
- “Leave my brother Hunter out of this.”
5. “Documents? Are you my accountant?”
- “You can’t charge me — I’m the dang U.S. Senator.”
- “Here’s a really top secret file: my plan to close the border.”
- “Hur? Bob Hur? I knew your grandpappy – – Ben.”
… and the NUMBER ONE YET-UNRELEASED REMARK from SPECIAL COUNSEL ROBERT HUR’S REPORT on BIDEN MISHANDLING of CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS is…
- “Jill, show him the ‘Influence Peddling’ file cabinet, OK?”
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