In her infamous interview, Oprah Winfrey’s opening question for VP Harris was “Can you feel the joy rising for you in here?”In that vein, here are the top pre-approved questions for any Harris-Walz interview:
- We know that President Biden’s favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate chip. What’s yours??
- Will you pledge to fight inflation on Day One?
- Governor, how do you deal with mean people who don’t even want Tampons in Minnesota’s high schools?
- Who is the most evil, Trump, Manson or Vance?
- Which would you want to make over first, the Oval Office or Air Force One?
- Tim, as a gun owner, do you see yourself more in the mold of Clint Eastwood or Charlton Heston?
- Is my massage getting that knot out of your neck, Ma’am?
- Do you think misogyny remains a potent factor in American elections?
- Kamala, if elected, which designer do you plan on wearing to your inaugural?
…and the NUMBER ONE PRE-APPROVED “SOFTBALL” QUESTION FOR ANY HARRIS-WALZ INTERVIEW is…
- Have you ever been interviewed in a hot tub before?
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