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TOP TEN PRE-APPROVED “SOFTBALL” QUESTIONS PRIOR TO INTERVIEWING HARRIS OR WALZ….

In her infamous interview, Oprah Winfrey’s opening question for VP Harris was “Can you feel the joy rising for you in here?”In that vein, here are the top pre-approved questions for any Harris-Walz interview:

 

  1.   We know that President Biden’s favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate chip.    What’s yours??

 

  1.  Will you pledge to fight inflation on Day One?

 

  1.  Governor, how do you deal with mean people who don’t even want Tampons in Minnesota’s high schools?

 

  1. Who is the most evil, Trump, Manson or Vance?

 

  1.   Which would you want to make over first, the Oval Office or Air Force One?

 

  1.  Tim, as a gun owner, do you see yourself more in the mold of Clint Eastwood or Charlton Heston?

 

  1.  Is my massage getting that knot out of your neck, Ma’am?

 

  1.  Do you think misogyny remains a potent factor in American elections?

 

  1.  Kamala, if elected, which designer do you plan on wearing to your inaugural?

 

…and the NUMBER ONE PRE-APPROVED “SOFTBALL” QUESTION FOR ANY HARRIS-WALZ INTERVIEW is…

 

  1.    Have you ever been interviewed in a hot tub before?

 

 

 

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