- “SO WHAT WAS THIS ALL ABOUT?’ -Rep. Eric Swallwell (CA) (follows with a rude noise)
- “LET’S CALL UP JOSEPH BIDEN AND GET HIS TAKE ON THIS…” – Rep. James Clyburn (SC)
- “WHERE’S THE BUFFET?” -Rep. Jerrold Nadler (NY)
- “SENDING SMOKE SIGNAL TO MY CONTACT AT PBS.” -US Sen. Elizabeth Warren (MA)
- “MAYBE I’M JUST TOO DYNAMIC.” US Sen. Minority Leader Charles Schumer (NY)
- “WHY ARE WE SO HAPPY? ISN’T THAT DANG WAR IN IRAQ STILL GOING ON?” – US Sen. Maizie Hirono (HA)
- “IF OBAMACARE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE MONEY, TELL ME WHAT THE 43-DAY SHUTDOWN WAS FOR?” – Rep. Jasmine Crockett (TX)
- “WE NEED A NEW GENERATION OF LEADERSHIP TO TAKE UP THE TORCH.” US Sen. Bernie Sanders (VT)
- “THAT’S NO HOLSTER, THAT’S MY LEVI STRAUSS TRUST FUND.” -Rep. Daniel Goldman (NY)
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD in the SENATE & HOUSE DEMOCRAT CAUCUS ROOMS, FOLLOWING THE VOTE TO FUND THE GOVERNMENT is…
- “LET’S CELEBRATE! I’LL MIX A PITCHER OF MARGARITAS…. YOU BUST SOME CRIMINAL MIGRANTS OUT OF DETENTION.” -US Sen. Chris Van Hollen (MD)
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